Post by Shock on Jul 8, 2008 12:37:07 GMT -8
...Classics from the last 25 years.
Final Fantasy VII got THIRTEEN! ;D Yeah! And now the twelve that beat it out of the number one spot and my merciless bashing of every one of them.
1. Tetris. You've got to be kidding. You stack up blocks mindlessly for hours with no end point. Yeah, that sure beats trying to stop Sephiroth before he destroys the Planet with Meteor. -.- Have you seen the one for PS2? They tried to make a story for Tetris. It is impossible to make up any plotline that would justify the stacking of blocks mindlessly for hours.
2. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Actually, I don't have much to say about this one. It's either a guy that looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster, or a little elfish dude wearing all green.
3. Doom. Okay, first person shooter, it definitely's on my black list already. How'd THAT beat an epic RPG like FFVII?
4. Super Mario World. I would admit defeat here if the whole Super Mario bit wasn't completely repetitive. The goal of every game: Rescue Princess Peach. At least FF is a LITTLE more creative than that. Sure in every singly one there's a villain bent on taking over the world, but there are a million differences in each one!
5. Guitar Hero. You. Must. Be. Joking. That thing, a classic?! No way! Let's see, mindlessly pound notes out of a FAKE guitar, or play through three disks of RPG fun? Which sounds better to you?
6. Street Fighter II. What's with all the plotless, endless games getting the best spots? What happened to obsessively trying to defeat the toughest BOSS in the entire game to see some amazing cutscene?
7. Super Mario Kart. I can't say I'm surprised. It seems all it takes to be a classic is to be endless and completely pointless, or have 'Super Mario' stuck into the name somewhere.
8. GoldenEye 007. It's for N64, and FFVII's for PS. PS>N64. Need I say more?
9. Grand Theft Auto IV. Okay, please tell me there's some kind of typo in the magazine. That waste of a disk did NOT just get a higher spot than the revered FFVII. Yeah, let's send good ol' Sephy into that game and see how well all those thugs stealing cars fare.
10. Metal Gear Solid. The description says minimal violence. Where's the fun in that? I mean, there's BLOOD in FFVII. Violence is the reason we play games, so we can relieve stress. As a person on the Final Fantasy Wiki once said, what's the point in a video game if you can't kill stuff?
11. Halo: Combat Evolved. Sorry, it's another first person shooter. I automatically don't like it. ((For those of you pointing to my copy of Dirge of Cerberus and calling me a hypocrite, that's a third person, there's a BIG difference.))
12. Super Mario Galaxy. It's not even a year old! How the HELL is it a classic?! And, guess what the plot is! Princess Peach...has been KIDNAPPED! I did NOT see that one coming!
13. Final Fantasy VII. Good Lord, this lost out to all those piece of crap games? The biggest shockers are it loosing to Tetris((let's set everyone's fave One Winged Angel loose on those blocks and see how long they last)) and Guitar Hero((although it would be amusing to see a Cloud vs. Sephiroth battle on Guitar Hero)). Come ON! Don't the game playing generations today have any tastes at ALL? Oh, and for Tetris, let's compare their soundtracks. Any soundtrack with One Winged Angel and Aerith's Theme is going to PWN. Hands down. No competition.
Thoughts?
DISCLAIMER
BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING, PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERY SINGLE SLANDER IN THIS POST WAS MEANT AS A JOKE AND TO BE FUNNY. THE ONLY SERIOUS PART OF THIS THREAD IS THE FACT THAT FINAL FANTASY VII GOT NUMBER THIRTEEN IN A TOP FIFTY CLASSICS, AND I THOUGHT YOU ALL MIGHT WANT TO KNOW THAT.
BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING, PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERY SINGLE SLANDER IN THIS POST WAS MEANT AS A JOKE AND TO BE FUNNY. THE ONLY SERIOUS PART OF THIS THREAD IS THE FACT THAT FINAL FANTASY VII GOT NUMBER THIRTEEN IN A TOP FIFTY CLASSICS, AND I THOUGHT YOU ALL MIGHT WANT TO KNOW THAT.
Final Fantasy VII got THIRTEEN! ;D Yeah! And now the twelve that beat it out of the number one spot and my merciless bashing of every one of them.
1. Tetris. You've got to be kidding. You stack up blocks mindlessly for hours with no end point. Yeah, that sure beats trying to stop Sephiroth before he destroys the Planet with Meteor. -.- Have you seen the one for PS2? They tried to make a story for Tetris. It is impossible to make up any plotline that would justify the stacking of blocks mindlessly for hours.
2. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Actually, I don't have much to say about this one. It's either a guy that looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster, or a little elfish dude wearing all green.
3. Doom. Okay, first person shooter, it definitely's on my black list already. How'd THAT beat an epic RPG like FFVII?
4. Super Mario World. I would admit defeat here if the whole Super Mario bit wasn't completely repetitive. The goal of every game: Rescue Princess Peach. At least FF is a LITTLE more creative than that. Sure in every singly one there's a villain bent on taking over the world, but there are a million differences in each one!
5. Guitar Hero. You. Must. Be. Joking. That thing, a classic?! No way! Let's see, mindlessly pound notes out of a FAKE guitar, or play through three disks of RPG fun? Which sounds better to you?
6. Street Fighter II. What's with all the plotless, endless games getting the best spots? What happened to obsessively trying to defeat the toughest BOSS in the entire game to see some amazing cutscene?
7. Super Mario Kart. I can't say I'm surprised. It seems all it takes to be a classic is to be endless and completely pointless, or have 'Super Mario' stuck into the name somewhere.
8. GoldenEye 007. It's for N64, and FFVII's for PS. PS>N64. Need I say more?
9. Grand Theft Auto IV. Okay, please tell me there's some kind of typo in the magazine. That waste of a disk did NOT just get a higher spot than the revered FFVII. Yeah, let's send good ol' Sephy into that game and see how well all those thugs stealing cars fare.
10. Metal Gear Solid. The description says minimal violence. Where's the fun in that? I mean, there's BLOOD in FFVII. Violence is the reason we play games, so we can relieve stress. As a person on the Final Fantasy Wiki once said, what's the point in a video game if you can't kill stuff?
11. Halo: Combat Evolved. Sorry, it's another first person shooter. I automatically don't like it. ((For those of you pointing to my copy of Dirge of Cerberus and calling me a hypocrite, that's a third person, there's a BIG difference.))
12. Super Mario Galaxy. It's not even a year old! How the HELL is it a classic?! And, guess what the plot is! Princess Peach...has been KIDNAPPED! I did NOT see that one coming!
13. Final Fantasy VII. Good Lord, this lost out to all those piece of crap games? The biggest shockers are it loosing to Tetris((let's set everyone's fave One Winged Angel loose on those blocks and see how long they last)) and Guitar Hero((although it would be amusing to see a Cloud vs. Sephiroth battle on Guitar Hero)). Come ON! Don't the game playing generations today have any tastes at ALL? Oh, and for Tetris, let's compare their soundtracks. Any soundtrack with One Winged Angel and Aerith's Theme is going to PWN. Hands down. No competition.
Thoughts?