Post by Barrel on Oct 7, 2007 0:15:58 GMT -8
So... Orin attempted to write a fanfic. He got upset halfway through and ended it quickly, however. And don't mention anything about how short or unusual it is or he'll beat you up.
Well... enjoy the censored-ness of Orin's random fanfic!
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It was the night of that one holiday, the cool one where people eat lotsa candy and get cavities and stuff like that. There was this tall freaky anorexic skeleton dude wearin' stupid-looking pinstripes walking through a graveyard, and he passed me. He's actually sorta funny-lookin'. I was just standin' there, y'know, in front of my own grave. It's sorta weird, knowin' you're dead but alive at the same time. Huh. Orin Scrivello, Doctor of Dental Surgery. That's me, the Doctor. Born November in the year 1930. Died in September 1960. I know, I was freakin' young. Not quite thirty. Thanks to that stupid Krelborn kid. He must've wanted my girlfriend a lot more than I realized, because he just sat in that darned dentist chair and watched me freakin' suffocate. Moron. He was not a nice person. And- HEY! DON'T FREAKIN' CENSOR ME! I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WANNA SAY, GOSH DARN IT! GAHH!
I pulled out this long rusty knife and ran into the town and went on a stabbing frenzy. Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab! STABSTABSTABSTAB! Blood gushed and dripped onto the street as weirdo creatures glared at me and yelled. But it was cool, 'cause I liked seeing them get hurt. I enjoyed it a lot. WHY CAN'T I DESCRIBE IT IN DETAIL!? STOP IT! Stupid admin keeps censoring me, the witch...
I cut off this guy's arm. His skin was all brownish and oozy, like he was melting or something. Yeah. It looked like it would hurt. So, of course, it was cool 'cause I liked hurting people. It's just how I am. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. NITROUS OXIDE! I love that stuff, it's great. I snorted some of the gas from a canister I carried around EVERYWHERE, giggling as I skipped off to find my next victim. I think I'll use my drill on... the kids that just tried to trip me!
Okay, I'm getting bored. This is stupid. Those kids had lotsa cavities and whatnot, I messed with their teeth, I hid one of the skeleton's arms, I'm goin' now, back to Skid Row. And I swear I had nothing to do with Denton's disappearance.
Well... enjoy the censored-ness of Orin's random fanfic!
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It was the night of that one holiday, the cool one where people eat lotsa candy and get cavities and stuff like that. There was this tall freaky anorexic skeleton dude wearin' stupid-looking pinstripes walking through a graveyard, and he passed me. He's actually sorta funny-lookin'. I was just standin' there, y'know, in front of my own grave. It's sorta weird, knowin' you're dead but alive at the same time. Huh. Orin Scrivello, Doctor of Dental Surgery. That's me, the Doctor. Born November in the year 1930. Died in September 1960. I know, I was freakin' young. Not quite thirty. Thanks to that stupid Krelborn kid. He must've wanted my girlfriend a lot more than I realized, because he just sat in that darned dentist chair and watched me freakin' suffocate. Moron. He was not a nice person. And- HEY! DON'T FREAKIN' CENSOR ME! I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WANNA SAY, GOSH DARN IT! GAHH!
I pulled out this long rusty knife and ran into the town and went on a stabbing frenzy. Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab! STABSTABSTABSTAB! Blood gushed and dripped onto the street as weirdo creatures glared at me and yelled. But it was cool, 'cause I liked seeing them get hurt. I enjoyed it a lot. WHY CAN'T I DESCRIBE IT IN DETAIL!? STOP IT! Stupid admin keeps censoring me, the witch...
I cut off this guy's arm. His skin was all brownish and oozy, like he was melting or something. Yeah. It looked like it would hurt. So, of course, it was cool 'cause I liked hurting people. It's just how I am. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. NITROUS OXIDE! I love that stuff, it's great. I snorted some of the gas from a canister I carried around EVERYWHERE, giggling as I skipped off to find my next victim. I think I'll use my drill on... the kids that just tried to trip me!
Okay, I'm getting bored. This is stupid. Those kids had lotsa cavities and whatnot, I messed with their teeth, I hid one of the skeleton's arms, I'm goin' now, back to Skid Row. And I swear I had nothing to do with Denton's disappearance.