Post by Barrel on Dec 23, 2007 23:36:35 GMT -8
W00t! 2nd Noises Off! fic! Yeah!
It seems like Freddy's always asking "why?" and poor Lloyd is stuck making up excuses that he'll understand.
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Why must Dr. Scrivello overdose on nitrous oxide? Why can't Seymour just shoot him instead? Why does Orin giggle when laughing gass doesn't actually make you laugh? Why does Seymour decide to keep feeding the plant even if he knows he'll be in trouble if police find out he kills? Why, Lloyd, why?
Lloyd, do you know why the Capulets and Montagues fight? Why does Romeo seem to just forget Rosaline after meeting Juliet? Why does the Friar suggest the sleeping potion and not be at Juliet's resting place to tell Romeo after finding out the letter didn't make it to Romeo? Why?
Why is the Oogie Boogie man made of bugs? Why is Jack a really tall skeleton? Why does Sally try to escape her creator so often? Why does Jack want to take over Christmas? Do you know, Lloyd?
Why does Tracy want to be on the Corny Collins show? Why not some other show? Why can't she just idolize the show and be done with it? Why is Velma von Tussle so mean? Why is Amber on the show if she can't dance? Why does Penny get punished for seeing her boyfriend whose skin is a different color? Lloyd, you know everything about musicals and plays, I'm sure you know the answer!
Why does Pseudolus convince Hysterium to dress as Phylia? Why does Miles want to marry Phylia so badly, anyways? Why is Domina a nasty old woman while Senex wants to get in bed with Phylia? Why does Pseudolus lie all the time? Lloyd, please answer me! Don't just roll your eyes at me!
Why must Caesar die? Why doesn't he listen to the soothsayer, anyways? Why would Brutus slay Caesar? Why does Marc Antony give a whole speech about honorable men and stuff like that? Lloyd... please, I'm curious, I want to know!
Why does Edgar allow himself to be taken in by the town, anyways? Why doesn't he just bite them all and be done with it? Why does he like Shelley? LLoyd, you have to know the answer!
Why must Erik stalk Christine? Why must he make those ridiculous demands? Why must he scare everyone into obeying him? Why does Christine allow herself to be commanded by him? Why can't Carlotta just take the hint and stop singing forever? Why must Raoul and Erik fight? Don't tell me you don't know, Lloyd!
Lloyd, you know everything, right? Could you answer me? I'd like to know, Lloyd. It would help me get in character, you see. I need motivtion, and this would help a lot. Thanks in advance, Lloyd. You're a great guy, you know that?
It seems like Freddy's always asking "why?" and poor Lloyd is stuck making up excuses that he'll understand.
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Why must Dr. Scrivello overdose on nitrous oxide? Why can't Seymour just shoot him instead? Why does Orin giggle when laughing gass doesn't actually make you laugh? Why does Seymour decide to keep feeding the plant even if he knows he'll be in trouble if police find out he kills? Why, Lloyd, why?
Lloyd, do you know why the Capulets and Montagues fight? Why does Romeo seem to just forget Rosaline after meeting Juliet? Why does the Friar suggest the sleeping potion and not be at Juliet's resting place to tell Romeo after finding out the letter didn't make it to Romeo? Why?
Why is the Oogie Boogie man made of bugs? Why is Jack a really tall skeleton? Why does Sally try to escape her creator so often? Why does Jack want to take over Christmas? Do you know, Lloyd?
Why does Tracy want to be on the Corny Collins show? Why not some other show? Why can't she just idolize the show and be done with it? Why is Velma von Tussle so mean? Why is Amber on the show if she can't dance? Why does Penny get punished for seeing her boyfriend whose skin is a different color? Lloyd, you know everything about musicals and plays, I'm sure you know the answer!
Why does Pseudolus convince Hysterium to dress as Phylia? Why does Miles want to marry Phylia so badly, anyways? Why is Domina a nasty old woman while Senex wants to get in bed with Phylia? Why does Pseudolus lie all the time? Lloyd, please answer me! Don't just roll your eyes at me!
Why must Caesar die? Why doesn't he listen to the soothsayer, anyways? Why would Brutus slay Caesar? Why does Marc Antony give a whole speech about honorable men and stuff like that? Lloyd... please, I'm curious, I want to know!
Why does Edgar allow himself to be taken in by the town, anyways? Why doesn't he just bite them all and be done with it? Why does he like Shelley? LLoyd, you have to know the answer!
Why must Erik stalk Christine? Why must he make those ridiculous demands? Why must he scare everyone into obeying him? Why does Christine allow herself to be commanded by him? Why can't Carlotta just take the hint and stop singing forever? Why must Raoul and Erik fight? Don't tell me you don't know, Lloyd!
Lloyd, you know everything, right? Could you answer me? I'd like to know, Lloyd. It would help me get in character, you see. I need motivtion, and this would help a lot. Thanks in advance, Lloyd. You're a great guy, you know that?