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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 24, 2007 9:24:48 GMT -8
I got this idea from FA's fanfic!! Just ask really stupid questions about movies and books and shows and stuff like that....
Why does Sweeney have such werid hair? Why does he kill people? Why was he sent away? Why can't he see that the beggar women was Lucy??
Why does Edward refuse to turn Bella into a vampire? Why do vampire and werewolves fight? Why can't Edward and Jacob get along? Why does everyone love Bella?
Ok!!! Now you!!!!!!!
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Post by Shock on Dec 25, 2007 15:41:03 GMT -8
Another rule: Answer the ones above you with the stupidest answers you can think of!
Sweeney has weird hair so he can get attention. His whole bloodlust thing was a cry for attention. He was sent away because the Judge was mad that he stole the last bottle of hairdye in all of london. He didn't recognise Lucy because he's hopelessly oblivious.
Edward won't turn Bella because, isn't it obvious, she's lunch! Vampires and werewolves fight because the vampires stole the werewolves cookies. Edward and Jacob don't fight. They just have issues. Everyone loves Bella because she has...STARBUCKS.
Why did Sweeney throw Lovett in the oven instead of just slitting her throat? Why didn't Lovett just come out and tell Sweeney she loved him? Why does everyone like the taste of human flesh? Why does Sora have such big shoes? Why is Riku the true Keyblade master if he is evil? Why did Sora cry for Riku? Why didn't Sora cry for Kairi? Why does Namine draw pictures when she sucks at it?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 26, 2007 19:37:18 GMT -8
Sweeney wanted to eat Lovet right away. He was hungry from all the killing he did before. She wanted to see if he could guess her feelings for him, it was a game to her. Because it tastes so good to them, and they are all pigs and eat anything.
Sora really has webbed feet. He doesn't like to talk about it much. Riku lies..He is not the true keyblade master. Sora is a girly-boy, and he was crying for Kairi inside. She believes she is truely good at drawing.
(( Sorry.I couldn't think of anything funny))
Why dies Lovett like Sweeney if he is insane? Why does Lovett cook when no ones likes her pies? Why is she such a witch? Why doesn't she tell Sweeney Lucy is alive? Why is the Judge such a pervert?
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Post by Barrel on Dec 26, 2007 19:47:28 GMT -8
Didn't you know? Lovett has a thing for insane barbers who can't even keep their own hair neat. Lovett cooks because she was trying to kill off everyone in London with her cooking. She failed, though. Thats why she teamed up with Sweeney. Lovett is a distant relative of Shock. 'Nuff said. Lovett and Lucy used to be friends until they both decided that they liked a certain Benjamin Barker. So they fought over him, and Lucy won. So naturally Lovett wants Todd for herself, and doesn't tell that Lucy's alive. The Judge is the result of Beetlejuice and Oogie creating a human with the help of Doctor Frank N. Furter and his recipe for life. So he inherited his pervertedness from them.
Why does Rocky Horror walk around in only a gold speedo and not put anything else on? Why does Link wear tights? Why does the Forbidden Zone (aka the 6th dimension) exist? Why does Garry always want to hurt Freddy? Why does Navi have to annoy Link so much?
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Post by Shock on Dec 26, 2007 20:45:45 GMT -8
Don't you know? Rocky's a weird swimsuit model! Link wears tights because he wants to be emo. The Forbidden Zone exists for the same reason the other dimentions exist. When one gets too full of people, they use the next one! Garry wants to hurt Freddy for asking too many questions. Navi likes annoying Link because Link is easilly annoyed. (I've never played any Zelda games, so...)
Why does Sweeney call his Razors his friends? Why is Lovett a bad baker? Why does Toby like Lovett? Why does Lovett have a weird accent? Why didn't Lucy's suicide attempt work? Why did Lucy have to go insane? Why did she recognise Sweeney?
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Post by Barrel on Dec 26, 2007 20:58:36 GMT -8
Sweeney has this thing about inanimate objects being his friends. Lovett took baking lessons from Zora, of course. Toby likes Lovett for no reason at all, even though she's pretty much old enough to be his mother. Lovett is really Dotty Otley in disguise, and she's practicing her accent for the next play Lloyd does. Lucy didn't realize that she hadn't taken enough of Orin's drugs. She had taken only enough to knock her out, not enough to be lethal. Lucy went nuts because Orin's drugs that she tried to suicide with messed with her brain. She recognized Sweeney because his is a face nobody will forget.
Why is Shock so evil? Why does Dorothy take the ruby slippers? Why doesn't Frank N. Furter ever do the Time Warp in public? Why doesn't Ash pay Misty back for her bike? Why does Orin ride a motorcycle?
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Post by Shock on Dec 26, 2007 21:06:00 GMT -8
Ash doesn't pay Misty back because he's a poor bum. That's why he doesn't stay in any one place for very long and always sleeps in the Pokemon Centers. Dorothy has this thing about blue, actually, but she hit her head when the house was flying around and thinks the red slippers are blue. Shock is evil because she was dropped on her head when she was a baby. If she hadn't been dropped on her head, she wouldn't have turned out so mean. It's obvious Frank gets stage fright. Duh. Motorcycles are cool.
Why doesn't Seymour shoot Orin? Why does Pikachu hate Ash at first? Why did the spearows attack Ash and Pikachu? Why did 4Kids cut out Misty slapping Ash but not Pikachu and Pikaclone slapping each other?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 26, 2007 21:08:24 GMT -8
Shcok is evil because she is so ugly. Dorthy is a shop lifter, that's why no ones likes her back at Kansas! Because he is a greedy man and doesn't want to share. ( I think? Who the heck is this guy???) Because Ash as an abnormal fear of bikes. That's why he walks everywhere. Orin is a big poser. That's why he rides a motocycle. Seymour was hoping that maybe orin would just die of his own accord. And, he did. Pikichu was a loner pokemom with some serious issues. he doesn't like people. Brids like to peak out peoples brains. 4kids is stupid. Why is everyone in Halloween Town dead? Why was Sweeney put in jail and what for? Why does Lovett hate Lucy so much? Why can't Darien ever regonize Serena as Sailor Moon or the Moon Princess? Why is Chibiusa soooo much more eviler than Shock? Why is Sailor Twilight such a slut? Why does Sweeney and Lovett look dead? What happend to Lovett's husband? What happened to Bellatrix Lestrange's husband? Why does Axel say 'Got it memorized'
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Post by Barrel on Dec 26, 2007 21:54:45 GMT -8
Jack scared them all to death and brainwashed them into thinking he's a great guy. Sweeney was caught stealing from the Beadle and the Judge wasn't pleased. Lovett's just jealous. And it could possibly be PMS. Who knows? It's a known fact that many guys are clueless at times. Like Jack or Seymour. Chibiusa is the result of Shock's evil and mischievous sides splitting. The mischievous half is Shock and the evil half is Chibiusa. Sailor Twilight likes any type of men? I dunno... It's Tim Burton. Why wouldn't they look dead? Lovett killed him in his sleep and burned the body to cook it. Why else would she be so good at cooking humans once Sweeney provides her with bodies? Bellatrix cursed him and then Voldy Avada Kedavra-ed him. It's his catchphrase, like the Joker's laughter and Beej's "Time to turn on the Juice and see what shakes loose".
Why are they called the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo? Why does Danny do all of those different (and sometimes creepy) voices? Why does Zora like salt? Why does Frank N. Furter want to create a strong muscle man who's tan and is blonde? Why does Squeezit ask Satan to save Renee and Frenchy? Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Shock on Dec 26, 2007 22:54:20 GMT -8
Because they are obviously mystical, and they like bouncy noises. (Get it? Boing!) Danny just wants to be different. Zora likes salt because she's a druggy that gets high off it. It's because Fank's a freak. I seriously don't have an answer for this one. I guess because whoever it is is desperate. The chicken crossed the road to get away from Erik! XD
Why does Laura always find weird boyfriends? Why does Ali have problems with her vampire-ness? Why is Skykit so emo? Why is Oogie a pervert? Why do all of SN's favorite characters hate her?
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Post by Barrel on Dec 26, 2007 23:01:27 GMT -8
Laura doesn't want to be like everyone else. She wants to be different. Ali has to learn that vampirism is a major part of her life and it's not going away any time soon. Nothing ever goes the way people want it to, you know. Skykit is emo because he wants to be. Oogie was originally Casanova. But then he died and became the sack of bugs we all know and love. XD For some reason, characters don't appreciate fans.
Why is Tim's hair all crazy-like? Why does Jack like Sally? Why do everyone in a musical seem to know all of the words to songs they've never sang before? Why does Orin cross-dress and become Mrs. Luce? Why does Lloyd scream at people?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 27, 2007 7:19:03 GMT -8
Tim's hair is crazy because he is SOOOO busy with making all his movies he can't buy hair-gel or he doesn't have the time to keep his hair neat. Jack already dated all the other girls on Halloween Town and wanted more 'new' They always reherse the songs, they just don't tell you. Because secretly he is a girly-boy (That's why he rides a motorcycle and acts all tough) Being in a dress makes him feel better and pretty. Llyod believes everyone is deaf.
Why is Sweeney a barber? How does his hair change and stay like that? How did he go form Benjaman Barker to Sweeney Todd? Why is the sky blue? Why does Tim Burton look like a hobo alot instead of some millionair? Why does Axel like Roxas so much? Why is Roxas such a Sora copy-cat? Why can't Danny Elfman sing?
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Post by Shock on Dec 27, 2007 10:47:59 GMT -8
Sweeney is a barber just so he's allowed to play with sharp objects. His hair changes because someone accidently dropped bleach on it while he was in jail and it screwed up the color. He went from Benjamin Barker to Sweeeney Todd because he got bored of having the innitials BB. The sky is blue because it wants to be blue. Tim looks like a hobo because he can't be bothered to look like a millionair. He's got too much to do. Answer to both of the next questions: Roxas has some sort of evil power that lets him be involved with things that make us hate him so. Danny Elfman can sing, you just don't like it.
Why does Helena Bonham Carter look so creepy when she's playing Belatrix Lestrange? Why is her laugh so creepy? Why is her hair all over the place? Why does she look insane? Why does she look almost like she's about to cry when Harry used the Cruciatus Curse on her? Why do we ask so many questions?
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Post by Barrel on Dec 27, 2007 11:01:16 GMT -8
She's in a relationship with Tim, why SHOULDN'T she look creepy? She takes laughing lessons from Danny and Orin, and she likes Tim a lot and wants to imitate his hairdo. She looks insane because she's a major Burton fangirl and wishes he was the one directing the HP movies. She's about to cry because she can't wait for Tim to watch that movie. You all ask questions because Freddy started it. Blame HIM. LOL
Why do some plants eat people? Why does Seymour name Twoey after Audrey? Why does Erik stalk Christine? Why does Team Rocket always blast off again? Why does Devil!Danny sing "Hi de hi de ho"?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 27, 2007 11:31:07 GMT -8
My answer to the Helena/Bellatrix Questions: She is cool like that. Someplants don't like to make their food form the sun and they blam the human race for killing them so to get revenge they eat 'em. Seymour has this thing about naming plants after girls he likes, and his brain went dead and couldn't think of a better name. Erik is a mix of Oogie, and Beej's pervertedness. Stalking young girls is his perverted thing. They have the name tocket that's why they blast off. Devil/Danny grew up in the country when he was little. Why is Helena Bonham Carter sooooooo cool?? Why does she like Tim so much? Why are they not married? Why did she and Tim name their kid Billy Ray Burton? Why is Sweeney Todd so creepy? Why is Bellatrix so kick-butt? Why did Bellatrix have to die?
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