Post by mangaranga on Oct 12, 2007 4:54:50 GMT -8
Hee-hee just a quick random story bout Halloween. I know I haven't been on in a while, but I've been busy with uni and everything else in my life
A Halloween Story
It was just another peaceful day in Halloweentown, did I say peaceful? I mean problematic!
“Halloween is tonight everyone! We have to keep preparing!” cried the Mayor through his megaphone as he drove around the country side far and wide. Annoyingly proclaiming his message to everybody and when I say everybody I mean E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y! Even people in Christmastown could hear him! The only trouble with the Mayor’s message is that he was currently driving around the outskirts of the Halloween world… WHERE NOBODY LIVED! Personally I reckon he traded his brain for a second face. Oh well, what can you do? Every village needs an idiot.
Anyway I’m getting side tracked. All the fun begins at the tree house of Lock, Shock and Barrel, where the terrifying trick or treating trio were planning for this evening’s escapades. They were all sitting on the couch watching TV which was kindly supplied to them by a certain red head they knew. “It’s on! It’s on!” cheered Barrel as he jumped up and down with glee
They edged closer to the television screen as one of their favourite shows came on… Punked. Personally I find that show boring, all the tricks have been done before. Then again since when was anything original in this day and age. Besides why watch it when you can do it yourself? So the trio watched the hour or so of celebrity pranks.
“That was so cool” smirked Lock as the show ended
Shock laughed “I know, you reckon we could get a show?”
“I don’t see why not… oh wait, we need to be adults to have a TV show” said Barrel as he ate his lollies
“Well… what do adults do that kids don’t?”
Get married and get it on
“Who said that?” said Shock as she looked around
No breaking the fourth wall, you know the rules
“But you were the one who talked to me first…”
No Shock just stop breaking the wall… you’re bad!
“O…kay?” Barrel sighed “This is weird”
NO IT’S NOT!
“Is something wrong Storyteller?”
You dare question my authority!? Barrel then found himself incapable of talking as a zip appeared over his mouth and zipped up! And that is what happened!
“This is really weird” said Shock as she noticed Barrel’s frantic twitches, trying to loosen the zipper locking his lips together.
“I like him like that” laughed Lock as he turned the volume of the television up “Only a couple hours to go before we leave for trick or treating so just relax”
Yes Lock, relax all you want, you stupid little gimp.
“Who said that?” he said as he looked around
Shock trembled “I know… that narrator is really creeping me out”
Lock then felt odd, a strange sensation inside. He looked at Shock in a rather lustful way.
“No way…” he muttered “I’m not doing this…”
Oh yes you are
“No… NO!”
Lock tried to ignore it but his legs began to move. His body like a puppet being controlled by some outer force. He marched right over to Shock and kissed her! Nice and long with tongue movement and everything.
“I feel so… dirty” shivered Shock as the devil stopped kissing her
Lock felt his mouth speak for him in a monotonous voice “Shock… I love you!” he then started walking towards her like a deranged zombie starving for love. Shock screamed as she fled down the bug pipe, Lock followed her. Barrel didn’t notice though, he was too worried about his zipped up mouth. The youngest of the trio ran out of the house and headed towards town. There had to be something there to help him.
Oogie looked up as he heard screaming down the bug pipe. To his surprise Lock and Shock came tumbling down. Lock was currently hugging Shock tightly like a limpet.
“What’s wrong with you two?” asked the burlap beast
Shock tried to wriggle free “Something’s wrong with Lock! He’s become a zombie of love!”
“I love you…” moaned Lock as he hugged the witchling tighter
“You think you got problems? I can’t find my dice! I can’t scare without my dice!”
“Can you get Lock off me so I can make a run for it?”
“SHOCK! I’M LOOSING IT! I LOST MY DICE!”
“Fine then” growled Shock as she kicked Lock away. She jumped up and sprinted like a bat out of hell out of Oogie’s Lair. Lock following her in the same pace.
“NO! MY DICE!” cried Oogie as he fell to the ground crying “Where did they go?”
Yes Oogie, I wonder where they went too, I thought as I held his red dice in my hands.
Barrel sprinted down the main street of Halloweentown. Already people were leaving to go to the human world and prepare for the big night. The Witches’ Shop was closed up for today so no help there and Dr Finklestein never trusted him after the whole ‘we’re gonna replace your brain’ thing. So he had no choice but to go to Jack’s house. Pulling on the doorbell string the scream echoed within. Sally opened up and looked down at him “Hi Barrel… why is your mouth a zip now?”
Barrel tried his best to explain but Sally couldn’t understand his moans and grunts.
“Never mind, just come inside. We’ve got problems here too”
The ragdoll led Barrel within, the trick or treater was surprised to find Jack lying on a sofa but something was wrong. Jack’s pelvis was missing making it impossible for the skeleton to walk around. “Did you have anything to do with this?” asked Sally
Barrel shook his head frantically, he thought Why didn’t we think of that?
“Come on Barrel” grumbled Jack “Just give it back”
“JACK!” cried Shock as she ran inside his house “Lock has lost it!”
“I love you Shock” moaned Lock as he followed her in
“What is going on around here!?” exclaimed the Pumpkin King
“We don’t know!” declared Shock “Barrel’s mouth got zipped up somehow and then Lock started acting like a zombie and is trying to hug me to death!”
“This is really freaky and the main event is about to begin, it’s almost sunset!”
“Has anyone seen my dice?” cried Oogie’s voice from outside “I need my dice! I NEED THEM!”
Sally raised an eyebrow “Oogie’s lost it too?”
“Something is really wrong around here… it all happened when we got a new narrator” informed Jack. Oh crap you guys are on to me!
“How could we not notice?” said Shock
Fine then, yeah, my master is out right now. So I’m getting revenge on all of you!
“Ranga... no way!”
Yes way, Shock!
“Revenge?” Sally sighed “But we haven’t done anything”
Well I stole Jack’s pelvis for fun. But Oogie’s dice are now mine because he’s a jerk.
Shock pleaded “And what about us!?”
This is all because you three wouldn’t stop a certain taunt.
“You mean…” Shock paused and looked to Lock and Barrel “Oh no”
Oh yes
Jack asked “What are you talking about?”
Well Lock, Shock and Barrel decided to tease me about having a thing for Ted… for twelve hours straight… I don’t take that kinda crap lightly. Anything over six hours demands revenge!
What the hell is going on here?
Oh… master. You’re back…
Yeah… so? Why are you hiding the screen of my laptop?
No reason
Wait a minute <reads story> what the hell is going on here?
Revenge and seeing as my master is about to kill me I am now finishing my rampage!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
“WHAT ABOUT US!?” cried all the people I had affected
A Halloween Story
It was just another peaceful day in Halloweentown, did I say peaceful? I mean problematic!
“Halloween is tonight everyone! We have to keep preparing!” cried the Mayor through his megaphone as he drove around the country side far and wide. Annoyingly proclaiming his message to everybody and when I say everybody I mean E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y! Even people in Christmastown could hear him! The only trouble with the Mayor’s message is that he was currently driving around the outskirts of the Halloween world… WHERE NOBODY LIVED! Personally I reckon he traded his brain for a second face. Oh well, what can you do? Every village needs an idiot.
Anyway I’m getting side tracked. All the fun begins at the tree house of Lock, Shock and Barrel, where the terrifying trick or treating trio were planning for this evening’s escapades. They were all sitting on the couch watching TV which was kindly supplied to them by a certain red head they knew. “It’s on! It’s on!” cheered Barrel as he jumped up and down with glee
They edged closer to the television screen as one of their favourite shows came on… Punked. Personally I find that show boring, all the tricks have been done before. Then again since when was anything original in this day and age. Besides why watch it when you can do it yourself? So the trio watched the hour or so of celebrity pranks.
“That was so cool” smirked Lock as the show ended
Shock laughed “I know, you reckon we could get a show?”
“I don’t see why not… oh wait, we need to be adults to have a TV show” said Barrel as he ate his lollies
“Well… what do adults do that kids don’t?”
Get married and get it on
“Who said that?” said Shock as she looked around
No breaking the fourth wall, you know the rules
“But you were the one who talked to me first…”
No Shock just stop breaking the wall… you’re bad!
“O…kay?” Barrel sighed “This is weird”
NO IT’S NOT!
“Is something wrong Storyteller?”
You dare question my authority!? Barrel then found himself incapable of talking as a zip appeared over his mouth and zipped up! And that is what happened!
“This is really weird” said Shock as she noticed Barrel’s frantic twitches, trying to loosen the zipper locking his lips together.
“I like him like that” laughed Lock as he turned the volume of the television up “Only a couple hours to go before we leave for trick or treating so just relax”
Yes Lock, relax all you want, you stupid little gimp.
“Who said that?” he said as he looked around
Shock trembled “I know… that narrator is really creeping me out”
Lock then felt odd, a strange sensation inside. He looked at Shock in a rather lustful way.
“No way…” he muttered “I’m not doing this…”
Oh yes you are
“No… NO!”
Lock tried to ignore it but his legs began to move. His body like a puppet being controlled by some outer force. He marched right over to Shock and kissed her! Nice and long with tongue movement and everything.
“I feel so… dirty” shivered Shock as the devil stopped kissing her
Lock felt his mouth speak for him in a monotonous voice “Shock… I love you!” he then started walking towards her like a deranged zombie starving for love. Shock screamed as she fled down the bug pipe, Lock followed her. Barrel didn’t notice though, he was too worried about his zipped up mouth. The youngest of the trio ran out of the house and headed towards town. There had to be something there to help him.
Oogie looked up as he heard screaming down the bug pipe. To his surprise Lock and Shock came tumbling down. Lock was currently hugging Shock tightly like a limpet.
“What’s wrong with you two?” asked the burlap beast
Shock tried to wriggle free “Something’s wrong with Lock! He’s become a zombie of love!”
“I love you…” moaned Lock as he hugged the witchling tighter
“You think you got problems? I can’t find my dice! I can’t scare without my dice!”
“Can you get Lock off me so I can make a run for it?”
“SHOCK! I’M LOOSING IT! I LOST MY DICE!”
“Fine then” growled Shock as she kicked Lock away. She jumped up and sprinted like a bat out of hell out of Oogie’s Lair. Lock following her in the same pace.
“NO! MY DICE!” cried Oogie as he fell to the ground crying “Where did they go?”
Yes Oogie, I wonder where they went too, I thought as I held his red dice in my hands.
Barrel sprinted down the main street of Halloweentown. Already people were leaving to go to the human world and prepare for the big night. The Witches’ Shop was closed up for today so no help there and Dr Finklestein never trusted him after the whole ‘we’re gonna replace your brain’ thing. So he had no choice but to go to Jack’s house. Pulling on the doorbell string the scream echoed within. Sally opened up and looked down at him “Hi Barrel… why is your mouth a zip now?”
Barrel tried his best to explain but Sally couldn’t understand his moans and grunts.
“Never mind, just come inside. We’ve got problems here too”
The ragdoll led Barrel within, the trick or treater was surprised to find Jack lying on a sofa but something was wrong. Jack’s pelvis was missing making it impossible for the skeleton to walk around. “Did you have anything to do with this?” asked Sally
Barrel shook his head frantically, he thought Why didn’t we think of that?
“Come on Barrel” grumbled Jack “Just give it back”
“JACK!” cried Shock as she ran inside his house “Lock has lost it!”
“I love you Shock” moaned Lock as he followed her in
“What is going on around here!?” exclaimed the Pumpkin King
“We don’t know!” declared Shock “Barrel’s mouth got zipped up somehow and then Lock started acting like a zombie and is trying to hug me to death!”
“This is really freaky and the main event is about to begin, it’s almost sunset!”
“Has anyone seen my dice?” cried Oogie’s voice from outside “I need my dice! I NEED THEM!”
Sally raised an eyebrow “Oogie’s lost it too?”
“Something is really wrong around here… it all happened when we got a new narrator” informed Jack. Oh crap you guys are on to me!
“How could we not notice?” said Shock
Fine then, yeah, my master is out right now. So I’m getting revenge on all of you!
“Ranga... no way!”
Yes way, Shock!
“Revenge?” Sally sighed “But we haven’t done anything”
Well I stole Jack’s pelvis for fun. But Oogie’s dice are now mine because he’s a jerk.
Shock pleaded “And what about us!?”
This is all because you three wouldn’t stop a certain taunt.
“You mean…” Shock paused and looked to Lock and Barrel “Oh no”
Oh yes
Jack asked “What are you talking about?”
Well Lock, Shock and Barrel decided to tease me about having a thing for Ted… for twelve hours straight… I don’t take that kinda crap lightly. Anything over six hours demands revenge!
What the hell is going on here?
Oh… master. You’re back…
Yeah… so? Why are you hiding the screen of my laptop?
No reason
Wait a minute <reads story> what the hell is going on here?
Revenge and seeing as my master is about to kill me I am now finishing my rampage!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
“WHAT ABOUT US!?” cried all the people I had affected