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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 9, 2008 14:48:23 GMT -8
A very simple game I just made up two minutes ago. XD Basically, here's some rules for those new to the insanity and mayhem of our dearly beloved Treehouse of d00m. Follow them, and commit them to heart, and you shall prevail!
1- Weird is good, normal is bad. That applies to EVERYTHING you do.
2- Anything that is impossible is possible here.
3- NEVER mention any kind of negative comments about Puruglies when Commander Mars is around. Just don't do that if you want to live.
4- Do NOT let Commander Jupiter get near things that are flammable. She is a closet pyromaniac, and therefore should be approached with caution.
5- All clothes worn by females of any species should show no skin in case Oogie or BJ appears.
6- As tasty as that meat pie looks, don't eat it. You don't know where it's been...Or what's in it.
7- Don't feed the plant. Trust us on this one.
8- Everything in ToD is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my dear children is cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
9- As tempting as it is to steal the Mayor's hat and ride in his hearse, don't do it. For the safety of your ears and others.
10- NEVER give ANYONE sugar. ESPECIALLY SALLY.
11- Every character is fair game for glomping, fangirling, and torture. Deal with it.
12- No matter how many times you kill Oogie Boogie, he'll always come back to life. Deal with it.
13- Haku is a guy. DEAL, PEEPS.
Okay, and the rule-adding from other members aka the game starts...Now! :]
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Post by Shock on Feb 9, 2008 15:02:27 GMT -8
14) Pokemon may be frowned upon by many people, but here it's a way of life.
15) No badmouthing anything Tim Burton. Even if it was bad.
16) Burton hair PWNs all.
17) For your sake and mine, don't call Sweeney 'Benjamin Barker'. You run the risk of getting beaten by a hot kettle.
18) Don't say anything bad about Danny Elfman around FA if you want to live.
19) Don't feed the plant. I know it's already listed, but it's an important rule.
20) Watch out for the dentist. *shudder*
21) Never go fangirly over Sweeney around Lovett. She will kill.
22) Evanesce and Sailor Twilight are the main villains of the site. Know them and fear them.
23) Every cat played by me has a second form, be it dragon or human. Deal with it.
24) Shadowfang has a bad temper. Stay on her good side and don't mention cages.
25) Foamy's the lord and master. You all are b*stards. Learn it, live it, love it. SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 9, 2008 15:12:31 GMT -8
26- If you have anything Starbucks-related, prepare to be mauled by Skye.
27- DO NOT go ANYWHERE near a small black cat that follows people around for no reason at all. That is Toca, who is frowned upon by most villains for being utterly stupid.
28- Toca and Skye aren't the same person. One's a cat, and the other's that one girl with the face that stalks Oogie.
29- Pokemon are subject to appear randomly.
30- If someone bursts out into a solo, do NOT interrupt.
31- If EVERYONE bursts out into song, SING FOOL.
32- If you're random and you know it clap your hands.
33- Cats are common here. Do not question it. Also, never bring catnip in. That wouldn't be pretty.
34- If Lydia has any form of weapondry, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
35- Never approach Lydia Deetz if she has ANYTHING in her hand. She can use ANYTHING as a weapon...ANYTHING.
36- For future reference, no, you do not want a shave.
37- No, you don't want a meat pie either.
38- Do not question the almighty power of sporks.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 9, 2008 16:26:22 GMT -8
39) Do not-- EVER-- say the "B" word thrice. 40) Brush your teeth. 41) There may be many shades of yellow hair, but it's still yellow. 42) Do not suggest odd pairings or they just might happen. 43) Fallen angels + dentists = not pretty. 44) EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. 45) You'd better not care about incest, 'cos you're probably going to see it if two aliens show up.
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Feb 9, 2008 17:53:24 GMT -8
46) Do-not-touch-Lucy-Barker-in-any-way-shape-or-form. Just stay as far away from Lucy as possible. No she is not dangerous...She just has an over protective husband. 47) Do NOT steal Sailor Twilight's Haro. Or any of her 35 Haro's but just stay away from the pink one. Unlike Lucy she IS dangerous. She is one of the most feared villians of this site. 48) The other worst fear is Evanesce. She ain't pretty either. 49) If Llyod tells you to be quite...Just do it. 50) If you try to kill Lucy or Johanna BEFORe Lovett gets the chance.....Don't do it. Don't even think it period. They have and overprotective man in their life. 51) DO NOT FLIRT WITH OOGIE! (Sailor Twilight is the only one bold enough to do it) 52) DO NOT TRY TO GO OUT WITH OOGIE!( Sailor Twilight is the only one bold enough to try it) 53) If Sailor Twilight wants to give you a kiss( Boy or girl) run as far away from her as possible. 54) Again..I don't think we can strain this enough.....DON'T FEED THE PLANT! 55) Don't try to get a straight razor and compete with Sweeney Todd( The overprotective guy). You might just be beaten with a hot kettle or if that doesn't kill you, get your throat slit. Sweeney is the only barber here. 56)Don't be Judge Turpine 57)Fear Anima......The evil Aeon from Hell.... 58)Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are best friends amd don't mess with them..... 59)If there is anyone you don't like....And you complain about them near Lovett...And then she brings you a pie named after what you don't like........Don't eat it. 60) Don't kiss and then kill Oogie..Oops sorry type-o!!! DO kiss then kill Oogie. But it wasn't as cool as when Sailor Twilight did it so sorry.... 61) Again...As I can't seem to strain this enough...Along with what Night-Night said-Sailor Twilight and Evanesce are YOUR ABSOLUTE WORST NIGHTMARES!!! Learn their names, learn their powers...And know that they will kill anyone and everyone who gets in their way in taking over the world. They are unpredictiable. 62) Know this- Other little girls wanted to be princesses....Sailor Twilight wanted world domonation. 63) Usagi (Me) is the ONLY one to give people cute little nicknames.....Try to copy Usagi (Or call someone their nickname) and Usagi will cry. Usagi crying is worser than sad Usagi.
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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 10, 2008 12:03:34 GMT -8
64- It is best to keep away from villains (especially those listed above as being the most dangerous) unless you want to die, are extremely stupid, are Toca, are Skye (in the case of Oogie and BJ), or all of the above.
65- DON'T FEED THE PLANT, YOU FOOLS!
66- Dentists and Doctors are most evil here. Do not approach.
67- Barbers are also evil. Don't approach.
68- In fact, pretty much everyone in an innocent job is evil. Do NOT approach.
69- Do not take Lock's plunger, Shock's hat or broom, or Barrel's lollipop or slingshot. Just don't do it!
70- Do not mention Raid around Oogie, unless you are a certain member.
71- If Skye starts ranting about things that don't pertain to anything, just ignore her.
72- NEVER mention Oogie's train, the Christmas Town elves, or Dr. Finkelstein around Skye.
73- Flashbacks are common. RESPECT THEM, FOOLS!
74- Don't lock cats in cages. That's not a good idea.
75- Do NOT make Dr. Finkelstein angry, unless you want to be run over by a motorized wheelchair.
76- Keep Dr. Finkelstein and Skye away from each other. They hate each other, and you don't want to clean up the floor afterwards.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 10, 2008 12:58:26 GMT -8
77) Do NOT give yourself over to absolute pleasure if a scientist/doctor guy asks you to. 78) Leave Finklestein's PS2 alone. 79) Along with no pies, don't eat anything resembling meat. Especially leftovers. (Aw man, not Meat Loaf again! XD) 80) Look with your eyes, not with your hands. 81) Little kids are your worst nightmare. Especially those wearing Halloween costumes in the middle of spring. 82) Do not leave weapons lying around. Goth photographers or angry actors might get ahold of them and cause chaos.
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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 10, 2008 13:13:17 GMT -8
83- Guard your computer from Oogie, for obvious reasons.
84- Locking Jack in his closet is not a good idea.
85- Locking anyone in Jack's closet is not a good idea.
86-Don't touch Skye's DS. She WILL bite.
87- Don't mention anything about Oogie's Revenge when Jack and Dr. Finkelstein are in the same room.
88- No threatening the Mayor. Yes, it's fun, but don't.
89- Respect any purple cats you see lying around. Purple is good. RESPECT PURPLE.
70- I don't care how hungry you are, DON'T EAT ANY MEAT.
71- Or pie. No pies either.
72- Or any combination of the two.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 10, 2008 19:35:41 GMT -8
93) Don't accept invitations to stay at large, creepy castles overnight.
94) Castles don't have phones. Learn that now.
95) If you hear people singing a song and dancing, and the song describes how to do the dance, join in. When in Rome...
96) Lame jokes will NOT be tolerated.
97) Do not laugh at any lame jokes you hear. You don't want to encourage the joker, after all.
98) Giant man-eating plants + freaky plant ladies = not good.
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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 11, 2008 14:16:11 GMT -8
99- Please do not litter in ToD. We don't want to have our imaginary janitorial Oompa Loompas staying overnight.
100- Do feel free to "rock out" or "pump up the jams" when bored.
101- Do not mention anything about Caterpies to Skye.
102- Or Dugtrios.
103- Misty's Starmie is evil. Remember that.
104- For future reference, no, you are not "blasting off again", unless you happen to be Jessie, James, or Meowth.
105- Do not skip on yellow brick roads in high heels. That would be quite dangerous.
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Post by Shock on Feb 11, 2008 16:51:32 GMT -8
106) Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are not meant to be understood when they talk. Learn that.
107) Never refer to Tim, Danny, and Johnny as a love triangle.
108) If you meat a little girl named Lily-Rose Melody Depp, or a boy named John 'Jack' Christopher Depp III, don't mess with them unless you want to be attacked by an angry actor.
109) Tim is touchy about his movies.
110) Do not call Tim's doodle's roadkill.
111) Do not make references to Disney around Tim.
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Feb 11, 2008 17:31:55 GMT -8
112) Do not call Lucy and Lovett the Crazy Chick and the Crazy Chick.
113) Don't call Lovett old.
114) Do not make any references about Lovett's husband around Lovett....Preferably how he died........
115) Don't mess with Texas.
116) Don't dance with Sweeney Todd near an OPEN oven.
117) Don't dance with Sweeney period.
118) Yes this is a chat place where you can't hear a person's voice but still---Don't sing off key.
119) It is the Dark Kingdom...Not the Negaverse.
120) Zoicite is a GUY....
121) Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus are NOT cousins.
122) Orchestra Rules.
123) Danny Elfma is a creepy guy just don't tell him that.
124) Don't make a deal around here. Ever. With anyone. Preferably he devil.
125) If Lovett asks you to be on The Menu or if she asks if you want that person on The Menu say no.
126) Werid is good. Normal is frowned upon.
127) You don't have to understand a word anyone of us say.
128) If you like speaking in another language...Translate it.
129) Don't sing a Tim Burton song or a musical song worng. Like Edward who was singing 'No Place like London' worng. He added words that didn't belong.
129) Don't sing a Sweeney Todd song with a bad British accent like Edward did with 'Worst Pies in London'.
130) We are Tim Burton fans here--Don't say 'Well I'm not as obssesed with Tim Burton as you guys are,' or' I'm not much of a Tim Burton fan like you guys are' around us. Like what Edward did.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 11, 2008 18:24:05 GMT -8
131) Unless you don't care what madmen say, you might want to learn a little bit of French. 132) Anyone looking like Danny except wearing all white is to be avoided at all times. 133) Oddly-dressed people are normal here. 134) Ignore anything Lloyd says. It ticks him off and makes him do and say funny things. 135) Don't screw around with drugs. You don't want to turn out like Orin, do you?
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Post by Shock on Feb 12, 2008 14:20:33 GMT -8
136) SN(Shock) lapses into Japanese now and then. If you don't understand her, ask.
137) I also love Japan, so be careful what you say!
138) Japanese PWNs. Remember that.
139) SN loves Johnny Depp. Stay away from him for your own safety.
140) In fact, just stay away from all SN's fandoms.
141) Japan is ninja-tastic, and don't you forget it!
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Post by *TocaBell* on Feb 16, 2008 9:06:20 GMT -8
142- Ninjas rock. So do pirates. Do not question that.
143- Skye will sometimes start going off-topic. Either get her back in the original tangent of the conversation or leave her alone.
144- Olive Garden has great bread. Do NOT contradict Skye on that.
145- Do not try to imitate Jack's amazing dancing skills. You're most likely going to end up in the hospital, laughed at, or a combination of the two.
146- We laugh at things that make no sense. Get used to it.
147- Things that make no sense are hilarious.
148- Feel free to "Shun the Non-believer".
149- Candy Mountain DOES exist. So does Independence Day town.
150- It's not SKY. It's SKYE. With an E.
151- Don't call Skye short or a mouse. That is bad.
152- Puppets are awesome.
153- Team Rocket/ Magma/ Aqua/ Galactic grunts are good. They make you feel better about yourself.
154- Do not mention Cyrus to Skye. She'll go off...again.
155- Please don't insult werewolves around Jacob or vampires around Edward.
156- Emmett rocks your socks FOOLS.
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