Post by Barrel on Apr 4, 2007 23:19:32 GMT -8
It was a semi-normal day in the Treehouse of d00m. Located in the 50th server of the ProBoards region of the 'Net, this RPG site is dedicated to Lock, Shock, Barrel, and RPing. Hence the name. Being fans from around the Internet. The members tend to be more than a little crazy. And it's about to become even more insane...
The official lurking place of the members, the "Cbox" as it was dubbed, was unusually quiet that day. Skye was reading the Nightmare Before Christmas for the fifth time that day. Jack was currently having an epic musical battle with Oogie in the corner. And then... "We're out of RP ideas," the Fan-Admin informed the group.
Skye, Jack, and Oogie bolted for the door, each trying to be the first out. Zora laughed, then frowned, realizing something. "Hey... DON'T YOU DARE SEND HER IN HERE!"
There was no reply. The Boogie Man, Pumpkin King, and fangirl were gone. The door to the Cbox creaked open and a somewhat tall girl with hair dyed green crept inside. "Oy. I flew all the way here, and now my arms are tired," the girl informed the Admin.
"Zora, leave me alone..." the Fan-Admin groaned. "And don't you dare start telling jokes." She disliked Zora's extremely lame jokes because, well, they were stupid.
"But it's raining cats and dogs out there!" the girl, Zora, protested. "I stepped on a poodle!" She paused, then smirked. "You know, I once met a snake. It 'asp'-ed me my name."
The Fan-Admin groaned. "Please stop... your jokes are EXTREMELY lame..." she sighed, walking over to one of the walls. She faced it, and- BANG. BANG. BANG. She was banging her head on the wall.
"And don't even get me STARTED on that lion!" Zora added. "We were playing cards and it called me a cheetah!" She laughed loudly at her lame joke, drowning out the groan coming from the Fan-Admin.
Skye had walked back into the Cbox, catching Zora’s comment about the snake and asp. "HAHAHAHAHA! ASP!" she shrieked, laughing. "Oh yeah, we're back!" she announced, her laughter finally fading. She turned, then sighed. "Oogie, Jack, it's safe to come in, ya know!"
Oogie and Jack cautiously stepped into the Cbox as if it were booby-trapped- knowing Oogie, it was. Judging from the way they were acting, they had made a temporary truce and viewed the Cbox as a minefield.
"Hello. I was torturing the admin," Zora told the small group, a grin spreading across her face.
"Really?" Skye asked excitedly. "FUN!" She ignored the glare directed at her from the Fan-Admin.
Said admin whispered something in Zora's ear. "It IS fun, but I was just informed that if I wish to keep my head, I am to shut up now." She shrugged. "But I can't. I can’t let her get a-'head' in this war."
The Fan-Admin's eyes widened with the realization that she had given Zora an opportunity for another joke, and groaned. Loudly. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" she moaned.
Skye clapped, laughing again. "Niiiiiice!" she said with a huge grin on her face. She loved this, and it appeared that Jack was also getting annoyed because his eye socket was twitching.
Zora loved having an actual audience. She bowed and replied, "After meeting that annoying little witch and her large metal orbs, well... Let's just say I was 'Shock'-ed." Oogie decided to leave the Cbox at that moment, closing the door behind him.
Skye stared at Zora, then blinked. "Um... methinks you should NEVER tell Shock that joke..." she said finally. She knew that to say something like that to Shock would cause a very painful death. She laughed again. "HAHA! SHOCKED! I GET IT!"
Zora tilted her head to one side. "Why shouldn't I tell her that joke?" she wondered. She was a newer arrival to the Treehouse, and therefore knew little about the thieving threesome. She shrugged, not waiting for a reply. "Anyways, we can just take her to a beach and stuff sand in that tall hat of hers. When she puts the hat back on, she’d be a sand-witch."
Skye fell over, laughing yet again. "Niiiiiice! But Shock gets mad... a lot... and she also made an elf rabid! Said elf was already mad at me, so I had a rabid elf chasing me all day because I kept accidentally killing Sandy on Chapter Twenty-Three of Oogie's Revenge..." She stopped talking, blushing.
Zora decided to ignore Skye's comment, thinking. She grinned. "I know why Jack doesn't punish those three brats!" she announced in a sing-song voice.
Jack finally decided to get involved. Maybe, just maybe, he could make Zora shut up. "I'll bite you..." he warned, then curiosity got the better of him. "Why is that?"
Zora, not hearing Jack, replied, "Shock has rabies?" She stared at Skye for a moment, then continued, "It can't be THAT bad... I met a bunny that was foaming at the mouth once... it was a 'rabid'." She then realized that Jack had spoken. "Huh? Oh! You can't do it because you don’t have the guts!" she said, grinning. As an afterthought, she added, "If you bite me, I'll bite you back. I promise."
Jack was extremely annoyed. THIS was why they all tried to keep Zora OUT of the Cbox... "That was lame," he informed the pirate. "VERY lame." He crossed his arms, not amused at all.
Zora bowed. "Why, thank you!" she exclaimed. "By the way, does that Oogie fellow 'bug' you at all?" She smiled as innocently as she could.
Skye had a thoughtful expression on her face, then shook her fist. "Only when he taunts me with his secrets of Oogie's Revenge and refuses to tell me!" she growled.
Zora sighed. "Jeez, don't you get it!?" she asked, sounding disappointed. "I said BUG, he's made of bugs, get it?" She looked at Skye hopefully.
"OOH! I get it!" Skye cheered, then picked up her manga that she had dropped earlier.
"Good, good!" Zora smiled, then turned back to Jack. "Hey Jack! Do you own a horse? If you do, you could put armor on it and call it a 'knight mare'..." She laughed.
Jack sighed, shaking his head. "Keep your day job," he advised.
Zora smirked. "I was fired!" she told him. "That's how I can find the time to bug you guys!"
Jack wasn't ready for that answer. "Uh... go find another job, then!" he growled, rubbing his forehead with his long bony fingers.
Zora ignored Jack's suggestion. "Ooh! Once, I submitted ten puns to the local newspaper because they were holding a pun contest. I hoped one of my puns would win- but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did." Not getting a reply from Jack, she continued, "I know what creatures eat when they enter that graveyard outside Halloweentown! MASHED POTATOES AND 'GRAVE'-Y!"
Jack groaned. That was worse then the last joke... "Can't you just shut up?" he asked.
Zora laughed. "Nope! Bet ya have a 'bone' to pick with me, right?" she asked with a smirk.
Jack groaned. "Can I please kill her?" he begged the Fan-Admin.
Said admin shrugged. "You could..." she admitted, a grin beginning to form on her face.
Skye looked up, then threw her Nightmare manga at Jack’s skull. "No killing the after-RPing entertainment," she ordered. "I am a moderator, therefore you have to listen to me, Jack."
Zora smirked, glad that she had someone in a position of power on her side. "Oh Jack! Wanna know why Oogie hasn't tried to eat the Clown yet? He tastes funny!"
Jack did the skeleton equivalent of rolling his eyes. "PLEASE can I kill her?" he begged Skye, his Soul Robber pulsing and ready for action.
Skye shook her head and retrieved her manga as Zora replied, "If there's a funeral, count me out. I'm not a mourning person."
"Aw, but Skye..." Jack whined. "She's ASKING for it!" He glared at Zora, who smiled as innocently as she could,
"Would the Wolfman's favorite day of the week be Moonday?" Zora wondered aloud, watching Jack out of the corner of her left eye, having no vision in her right eye.
Jack growled, "Go ask him yourself!" He was extremely irritated, and could do nothing to stop Zora. The Fan-Admin was currently on the floor, passed out from banging her head on the wall of the Cbox too much.
Zora shook her head. "No way. I hate him as much as he hates me! Which reminds me… if I could read in my full lynx form, I would paws at each claws." Waiting for a response and not getting any, Zora shrugged. "Hmm... selling skunks would make a lot of scents..." she mused. "And if you want to know if I ever shut up, the answer is no. Not until I fall asl-" Zora collapsed to the ground, having fallen asleep.
Jack cheered. "I'm glad she's narcoleptic!" he said, finally grinning. "I've been tortured all day by an idiot..." Here, he glared at Skye, "...I've been forced to give my crown to Oogie in the RP and will never hear the end of it, and now I'm the stuff of lame jokes. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG!?"
The Fan-Admin regained consciousness at this moment. "Hey Jack," she said, sitting up. "How about we team up? You and me against the Queen of Extremely Lame Jokes!" She held up a green costume with question marks all over it. "You get a costume that looks like the Riddler's from Batman..." she told him, waving said suit in front of the skeleton.
Jack blinked as he stared at the admin. "Um... I have enough costumes, thank you..." he said as politely as he could. "But I WILL team up with you." He pushed the Riddler costume out of the Fan-Admin's hands and watched it drop to the floor.
"Aww..." the Fan-Admin whined, then shrugged. "Oh well. I have a Pumpkinhead Scarecrow-Skeleton guy on my side!" She leaped to her feet excitedly.
Jack backed away slightly, eye sockets wide. "Okay..." he muttered. "Just don’t go all fangirl on me..." he warned.
The admin sighed, making a face. "Just don't put on your Pumpkin King suit and you’ll be fine," she told the skeletal King.
Zora woke up at that moment. "I had the opportunity to housetrain cats... 'litter'-ally!" she exclaimed, getting to her feet. "I let some snakes loose and some Marines became hiss-terical." She grinned proudly. "You know, the Marines keep a cat-alogue of my misdeeds!" she bragged. "Oh, and Jack, the three brats Oogie calls henchmen just 'Jack'-ed your yappy ghost dog..."
Jack leapt to his feet. "WHAT!?" he roared. "LOCK! SHOCK! BARREL!" The door to the Cbox opened and Zero was quickly shoved inside, then the door was slammed shut. Six pairs of feet could be heard scurrying away.
Zora muttered, "My best asset is my lie ability..."
The Fan-Admin glared at the pirate. "What did you say?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.
Zora blushed bright red and quickly replied, "A thief stole a calendar and got twelve months!" She ignored the loud groans coming from both Jack and the admin, choosing to smile as Skye laughed from her position on the couch in the middle of the Cbox. "A nut named Hazel walked into a bank. She pointed a gun at the bank teller's head and said 'I want all the cashew have.' And a murderer had heartburn. It must've been something the assassinate."
"Does everyone here INSIST on torturing me!?" Jack moaned, slumping to the ground.
Skye sighed and set aside the Nightmare manga. "Let’s see... you've ONLY lost your crown in the roleplay and had jokes directed at you! I don’t even see the problem!"
Jack glared at Skye. "ONLY!? I hate you..." he muttered, clenching his bony hands into fists.
Zora, however, remained spouting lame jokes. "A rubber band pistol was confiscated from the geometry classroom because it was a weapon of math disruption. Some people wear glasses during math class because it improves di-vision. Schools will never run out of teachers because they multiply. Skipping school WILL get you suspended." She stood smirking, her arms crossed over her chest. "Believe me on that one," she added with a laugh. "Hey, I can get dead batteries free of charge!" she cried, grinning. "And the computer bug got caught in the spider's website on the Inter-net!"
Skye was doubled over with laughter while Jack and the Fan-Admin glared at her. "Lame jokes..." Jack groaned. "I hate 'em almost as much as I hate Oogie..."
But Zora wasn't finished yet. "When scientists die, you barium. While they're alive, they keep a close ion their equipment. And trying to write an essay with a broken pencil is pointless. The Hanging Tree has to 'log' on to any website he visits." She grinned evilly. "I was told that rocks and minerals are female because they show signs of cleav-"
The Fan-Admin quickly interrupted Zora. "You are NEVER to finish that sentence!" she growled, giving Zora the death glare.
Skye frowned also. "BAD JOKE! Never tell that joke to Oogie... EVER." She threw a PlayStation controller at Zora, taking it from Finky’s smashed PS2. "Good thing Finky never took this back when Oogie smashed it..." she muttered.
Zora ducked, the controller whizzing over her head. "I saw an interesting sign on the door to a music store... it read 'Bach in a minuet.' And when I walked inside, I saw that the sales clerk had put stickers on everything. She even had a price on her head!" She turned to Jack. "Jack, a men's clothing store has opening and clothing times!" She grinned.
Jack frowned. "Lame. They’re all lame," he insisted, crossing his arms, irritated.
"Oh Jack! Taller people like you sleep in bed longer! Get it? You have long limbs!" Zora replied. She sighed as she noticed that Jack was trying to ignore her. "The Vampire Brothers always look for their "necks" victims! While using my fingers to count, I use a 'digit'-al calculator! When using glue, it paste to be careful! Many students concentrate lesson history and moron themselves!" She was growing desperate. Then... "Zzzz..." Zora slumped to the ground, having fallen asleep again. The door to the Cbox slowly creaked open as Shock crept inside. She shot Skye, Jack, and the Fan-Admin glares before walking over to Zora and biting her on the hand as hard as she could. Zora was jolted awake, screaming, "RABIES!"
The official lurking place of the members, the "Cbox" as it was dubbed, was unusually quiet that day. Skye was reading the Nightmare Before Christmas for the fifth time that day. Jack was currently having an epic musical battle with Oogie in the corner. And then... "We're out of RP ideas," the Fan-Admin informed the group.
Skye, Jack, and Oogie bolted for the door, each trying to be the first out. Zora laughed, then frowned, realizing something. "Hey... DON'T YOU DARE SEND HER IN HERE!"
There was no reply. The Boogie Man, Pumpkin King, and fangirl were gone. The door to the Cbox creaked open and a somewhat tall girl with hair dyed green crept inside. "Oy. I flew all the way here, and now my arms are tired," the girl informed the Admin.
"Zora, leave me alone..." the Fan-Admin groaned. "And don't you dare start telling jokes." She disliked Zora's extremely lame jokes because, well, they were stupid.
"But it's raining cats and dogs out there!" the girl, Zora, protested. "I stepped on a poodle!" She paused, then smirked. "You know, I once met a snake. It 'asp'-ed me my name."
The Fan-Admin groaned. "Please stop... your jokes are EXTREMELY lame..." she sighed, walking over to one of the walls. She faced it, and- BANG. BANG. BANG. She was banging her head on the wall.
"And don't even get me STARTED on that lion!" Zora added. "We were playing cards and it called me a cheetah!" She laughed loudly at her lame joke, drowning out the groan coming from the Fan-Admin.
Skye had walked back into the Cbox, catching Zora’s comment about the snake and asp. "HAHAHAHAHA! ASP!" she shrieked, laughing. "Oh yeah, we're back!" she announced, her laughter finally fading. She turned, then sighed. "Oogie, Jack, it's safe to come in, ya know!"
Oogie and Jack cautiously stepped into the Cbox as if it were booby-trapped- knowing Oogie, it was. Judging from the way they were acting, they had made a temporary truce and viewed the Cbox as a minefield.
"Hello. I was torturing the admin," Zora told the small group, a grin spreading across her face.
"Really?" Skye asked excitedly. "FUN!" She ignored the glare directed at her from the Fan-Admin.
Said admin whispered something in Zora's ear. "It IS fun, but I was just informed that if I wish to keep my head, I am to shut up now." She shrugged. "But I can't. I can’t let her get a-'head' in this war."
The Fan-Admin's eyes widened with the realization that she had given Zora an opportunity for another joke, and groaned. Loudly. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" she moaned.
Skye clapped, laughing again. "Niiiiiice!" she said with a huge grin on her face. She loved this, and it appeared that Jack was also getting annoyed because his eye socket was twitching.
Zora loved having an actual audience. She bowed and replied, "After meeting that annoying little witch and her large metal orbs, well... Let's just say I was 'Shock'-ed." Oogie decided to leave the Cbox at that moment, closing the door behind him.
Skye stared at Zora, then blinked. "Um... methinks you should NEVER tell Shock that joke..." she said finally. She knew that to say something like that to Shock would cause a very painful death. She laughed again. "HAHA! SHOCKED! I GET IT!"
Zora tilted her head to one side. "Why shouldn't I tell her that joke?" she wondered. She was a newer arrival to the Treehouse, and therefore knew little about the thieving threesome. She shrugged, not waiting for a reply. "Anyways, we can just take her to a beach and stuff sand in that tall hat of hers. When she puts the hat back on, she’d be a sand-witch."
Skye fell over, laughing yet again. "Niiiiiice! But Shock gets mad... a lot... and she also made an elf rabid! Said elf was already mad at me, so I had a rabid elf chasing me all day because I kept accidentally killing Sandy on Chapter Twenty-Three of Oogie's Revenge..." She stopped talking, blushing.
Zora decided to ignore Skye's comment, thinking. She grinned. "I know why Jack doesn't punish those three brats!" she announced in a sing-song voice.
Jack finally decided to get involved. Maybe, just maybe, he could make Zora shut up. "I'll bite you..." he warned, then curiosity got the better of him. "Why is that?"
Zora, not hearing Jack, replied, "Shock has rabies?" She stared at Skye for a moment, then continued, "It can't be THAT bad... I met a bunny that was foaming at the mouth once... it was a 'rabid'." She then realized that Jack had spoken. "Huh? Oh! You can't do it because you don’t have the guts!" she said, grinning. As an afterthought, she added, "If you bite me, I'll bite you back. I promise."
Jack was extremely annoyed. THIS was why they all tried to keep Zora OUT of the Cbox... "That was lame," he informed the pirate. "VERY lame." He crossed his arms, not amused at all.
Zora bowed. "Why, thank you!" she exclaimed. "By the way, does that Oogie fellow 'bug' you at all?" She smiled as innocently as she could.
Skye had a thoughtful expression on her face, then shook her fist. "Only when he taunts me with his secrets of Oogie's Revenge and refuses to tell me!" she growled.
Zora sighed. "Jeez, don't you get it!?" she asked, sounding disappointed. "I said BUG, he's made of bugs, get it?" She looked at Skye hopefully.
"OOH! I get it!" Skye cheered, then picked up her manga that she had dropped earlier.
"Good, good!" Zora smiled, then turned back to Jack. "Hey Jack! Do you own a horse? If you do, you could put armor on it and call it a 'knight mare'..." She laughed.
Jack sighed, shaking his head. "Keep your day job," he advised.
Zora smirked. "I was fired!" she told him. "That's how I can find the time to bug you guys!"
Jack wasn't ready for that answer. "Uh... go find another job, then!" he growled, rubbing his forehead with his long bony fingers.
Zora ignored Jack's suggestion. "Ooh! Once, I submitted ten puns to the local newspaper because they were holding a pun contest. I hoped one of my puns would win- but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did." Not getting a reply from Jack, she continued, "I know what creatures eat when they enter that graveyard outside Halloweentown! MASHED POTATOES AND 'GRAVE'-Y!"
Jack groaned. That was worse then the last joke... "Can't you just shut up?" he asked.
Zora laughed. "Nope! Bet ya have a 'bone' to pick with me, right?" she asked with a smirk.
Jack groaned. "Can I please kill her?" he begged the Fan-Admin.
Said admin shrugged. "You could..." she admitted, a grin beginning to form on her face.
Skye looked up, then threw her Nightmare manga at Jack’s skull. "No killing the after-RPing entertainment," she ordered. "I am a moderator, therefore you have to listen to me, Jack."
Zora smirked, glad that she had someone in a position of power on her side. "Oh Jack! Wanna know why Oogie hasn't tried to eat the Clown yet? He tastes funny!"
Jack did the skeleton equivalent of rolling his eyes. "PLEASE can I kill her?" he begged Skye, his Soul Robber pulsing and ready for action.
Skye shook her head and retrieved her manga as Zora replied, "If there's a funeral, count me out. I'm not a mourning person."
"Aw, but Skye..." Jack whined. "She's ASKING for it!" He glared at Zora, who smiled as innocently as she could,
"Would the Wolfman's favorite day of the week be Moonday?" Zora wondered aloud, watching Jack out of the corner of her left eye, having no vision in her right eye.
Jack growled, "Go ask him yourself!" He was extremely irritated, and could do nothing to stop Zora. The Fan-Admin was currently on the floor, passed out from banging her head on the wall of the Cbox too much.
Zora shook her head. "No way. I hate him as much as he hates me! Which reminds me… if I could read in my full lynx form, I would paws at each claws." Waiting for a response and not getting any, Zora shrugged. "Hmm... selling skunks would make a lot of scents..." she mused. "And if you want to know if I ever shut up, the answer is no. Not until I fall asl-" Zora collapsed to the ground, having fallen asleep.
Jack cheered. "I'm glad she's narcoleptic!" he said, finally grinning. "I've been tortured all day by an idiot..." Here, he glared at Skye, "...I've been forced to give my crown to Oogie in the RP and will never hear the end of it, and now I'm the stuff of lame jokes. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG!?"
The Fan-Admin regained consciousness at this moment. "Hey Jack," she said, sitting up. "How about we team up? You and me against the Queen of Extremely Lame Jokes!" She held up a green costume with question marks all over it. "You get a costume that looks like the Riddler's from Batman..." she told him, waving said suit in front of the skeleton.
Jack blinked as he stared at the admin. "Um... I have enough costumes, thank you..." he said as politely as he could. "But I WILL team up with you." He pushed the Riddler costume out of the Fan-Admin's hands and watched it drop to the floor.
"Aww..." the Fan-Admin whined, then shrugged. "Oh well. I have a Pumpkinhead Scarecrow-Skeleton guy on my side!" She leaped to her feet excitedly.
Jack backed away slightly, eye sockets wide. "Okay..." he muttered. "Just don’t go all fangirl on me..." he warned.
The admin sighed, making a face. "Just don't put on your Pumpkin King suit and you’ll be fine," she told the skeletal King.
Zora woke up at that moment. "I had the opportunity to housetrain cats... 'litter'-ally!" she exclaimed, getting to her feet. "I let some snakes loose and some Marines became hiss-terical." She grinned proudly. "You know, the Marines keep a cat-alogue of my misdeeds!" she bragged. "Oh, and Jack, the three brats Oogie calls henchmen just 'Jack'-ed your yappy ghost dog..."
Jack leapt to his feet. "WHAT!?" he roared. "LOCK! SHOCK! BARREL!" The door to the Cbox opened and Zero was quickly shoved inside, then the door was slammed shut. Six pairs of feet could be heard scurrying away.
Zora muttered, "My best asset is my lie ability..."
The Fan-Admin glared at the pirate. "What did you say?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.
Zora blushed bright red and quickly replied, "A thief stole a calendar and got twelve months!" She ignored the loud groans coming from both Jack and the admin, choosing to smile as Skye laughed from her position on the couch in the middle of the Cbox. "A nut named Hazel walked into a bank. She pointed a gun at the bank teller's head and said 'I want all the cashew have.' And a murderer had heartburn. It must've been something the assassinate."
"Does everyone here INSIST on torturing me!?" Jack moaned, slumping to the ground.
Skye sighed and set aside the Nightmare manga. "Let’s see... you've ONLY lost your crown in the roleplay and had jokes directed at you! I don’t even see the problem!"
Jack glared at Skye. "ONLY!? I hate you..." he muttered, clenching his bony hands into fists.
Zora, however, remained spouting lame jokes. "A rubber band pistol was confiscated from the geometry classroom because it was a weapon of math disruption. Some people wear glasses during math class because it improves di-vision. Schools will never run out of teachers because they multiply. Skipping school WILL get you suspended." She stood smirking, her arms crossed over her chest. "Believe me on that one," she added with a laugh. "Hey, I can get dead batteries free of charge!" she cried, grinning. "And the computer bug got caught in the spider's website on the Inter-net!"
Skye was doubled over with laughter while Jack and the Fan-Admin glared at her. "Lame jokes..." Jack groaned. "I hate 'em almost as much as I hate Oogie..."
But Zora wasn't finished yet. "When scientists die, you barium. While they're alive, they keep a close ion their equipment. And trying to write an essay with a broken pencil is pointless. The Hanging Tree has to 'log' on to any website he visits." She grinned evilly. "I was told that rocks and minerals are female because they show signs of cleav-"
The Fan-Admin quickly interrupted Zora. "You are NEVER to finish that sentence!" she growled, giving Zora the death glare.
Skye frowned also. "BAD JOKE! Never tell that joke to Oogie... EVER." She threw a PlayStation controller at Zora, taking it from Finky’s smashed PS2. "Good thing Finky never took this back when Oogie smashed it..." she muttered.
Zora ducked, the controller whizzing over her head. "I saw an interesting sign on the door to a music store... it read 'Bach in a minuet.' And when I walked inside, I saw that the sales clerk had put stickers on everything. She even had a price on her head!" She turned to Jack. "Jack, a men's clothing store has opening and clothing times!" She grinned.
Jack frowned. "Lame. They’re all lame," he insisted, crossing his arms, irritated.
"Oh Jack! Taller people like you sleep in bed longer! Get it? You have long limbs!" Zora replied. She sighed as she noticed that Jack was trying to ignore her. "The Vampire Brothers always look for their "necks" victims! While using my fingers to count, I use a 'digit'-al calculator! When using glue, it paste to be careful! Many students concentrate lesson history and moron themselves!" She was growing desperate. Then... "Zzzz..." Zora slumped to the ground, having fallen asleep again. The door to the Cbox slowly creaked open as Shock crept inside. She shot Skye, Jack, and the Fan-Admin glares before walking over to Zora and biting her on the hand as hard as she could. Zora was jolted awake, screaming, "RABIES!"