Post by Barrel on Mar 16, 2007 20:28:07 GMT -8
So You Want to Be a Plunger Ninja?
by Lock
You've seen plungers in stores, in the house, you've even seen mine. You think you know how to use it. So now, you think, "Hey, I could become a plunger ninja! The super-awesomely-cool Lock has one, it can't be that hard! Right?"
WRONG.
Being a plunger ninja is harder than it looks. You have to learn to be stealthy. If you're like me and don't know big words, I'll tell ya what stealthy means. It means super-sneaky. Anyways, you have to be stealthy, and you have to learn to be quiet or your enemies will hear you. Trust me, I'm working on that quiet part, because Shock hears me coming EVERY TIME. Also, you have to have the cool plunger ninja outfit: red shirt, red pants, red shoes, even a red mask. A tail and devil horns are optional, but help add to your plunger ninja-ness.
Now that you have the outfit, you're probably saying, "Yeah yeah, get to the point, Lock." Well, this is not something you should have as your major in college. Trust me. It doesn't help you in the outside world, it's a useless skill, and it means you're COMPETITION.
In addition to the costume, you must have a plunger. One that you've had since you were the annoying little booger that all baby humans are. Wait. ALL of you humans are annoying little boogers. Anyways, back to the subject. You have to own the plunger for a long time, name it, feed it, bathe it, stuff like that. Take mine for example. He (yes, my plunger is a dude) likes to eat Snake and Spider stew and candy. His name is Plungy. He likes his bath water to be warm- not hot, not cold, just warm. Now, how many of you humans actually have a plunger that meets these requirements? Raise your hand.
Yeah, I thought so. None. Plus, you have to learn the language of the plunger ninja, called Plunja. It, uh... um... FINE! There is no language called Plunja! I made it up! Jeez!
Plunger ninja training is very difficult. You need a giant room (like our treehouse!) to race around, targets (Shock and Barrel), a plunger (Plungy), and a banshee yell. You can't copy mine, though.
Now, to finish us off, I'll summarize. Plunger ninja training is difficult, has cool costumes that only looks cool on devils, other plunger ninjas are competition, Shock's creepy because she hears me coming when I try to be stealthy, find targets to practice on, take care of your plunger, and give up while you still can.
by Lock
You've seen plungers in stores, in the house, you've even seen mine. You think you know how to use it. So now, you think, "Hey, I could become a plunger ninja! The super-awesomely-cool Lock has one, it can't be that hard! Right?"
WRONG.
Being a plunger ninja is harder than it looks. You have to learn to be stealthy. If you're like me and don't know big words, I'll tell ya what stealthy means. It means super-sneaky. Anyways, you have to be stealthy, and you have to learn to be quiet or your enemies will hear you. Trust me, I'm working on that quiet part, because Shock hears me coming EVERY TIME. Also, you have to have the cool plunger ninja outfit: red shirt, red pants, red shoes, even a red mask. A tail and devil horns are optional, but help add to your plunger ninja-ness.
Now that you have the outfit, you're probably saying, "Yeah yeah, get to the point, Lock." Well, this is not something you should have as your major in college. Trust me. It doesn't help you in the outside world, it's a useless skill, and it means you're COMPETITION.
In addition to the costume, you must have a plunger. One that you've had since you were the annoying little booger that all baby humans are. Wait. ALL of you humans are annoying little boogers. Anyways, back to the subject. You have to own the plunger for a long time, name it, feed it, bathe it, stuff like that. Take mine for example. He (yes, my plunger is a dude) likes to eat Snake and Spider stew and candy. His name is Plungy. He likes his bath water to be warm- not hot, not cold, just warm. Now, how many of you humans actually have a plunger that meets these requirements? Raise your hand.
Yeah, I thought so. None. Plus, you have to learn the language of the plunger ninja, called Plunja. It, uh... um... FINE! There is no language called Plunja! I made it up! Jeez!
Plunger ninja training is very difficult. You need a giant room (like our treehouse!) to race around, targets (Shock and Barrel), a plunger (Plungy), and a banshee yell. You can't copy mine, though.
Now, to finish us off, I'll summarize. Plunger ninja training is difficult, has cool costumes that only looks cool on devils, other plunger ninjas are competition, Shock's creepy because she hears me coming when I try to be stealthy, find targets to practice on, take care of your plunger, and give up while you still can.