Shock
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[b]I am the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down![/b]
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Post by Shock on Dec 27, 2007 11:43:29 GMT -8
Helena's sooo cool because she just IS! She was born to be our favorite actress ever. She likes Tim so much because she's always liked weird things and Tim is weird of the weird. They aren't married because they want to spring it on us. Like a surprise! They named their kid that because they are secretly Billy Ray Cyrus fans. XD Sweeney's so creepy because he's half insane with the desire for human blood. Heck, he's almost a vampire! Bellatrix is so kick butt because we had to have a COOL villain SOMEWHERE in Harry Potter! Bellatrix died because she is too great to grace us with her pressence any longer. And she made a Weasly mad.
Why did Disney try to deny Nightmare Before Christmas after Tim had worked for them for a while? Why does Disney seemed obsessed with their princesses? Why are all of AFIs songs depressing but so cheerfull sounding and catching? Why does one of thier songs have nothing but a spoken morbid poem about a couple on the last day on earth? Why did they write a song about poisoned hearts never changing?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 27, 2007 11:55:42 GMT -8
Disney is retarted...Nothing more needs to be said. Disney is perverted. Because the people who listen to them like morbid things and it makes them happy. Poems are soulful and sad alot. They just watched Snow White and the word 'Poisen' stuck with them.
Why did Mrs.Burton stuff her dress in Harry Potter 5? Why can't the HP people stop buchtering the HP movies? Why did they give Bellatrix such a small part until she killed Sirius? Why did Lovett call Sweeney mad when clearly she is more insane than him? Why can't the world just get along?
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Shock
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[b]I am the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down![/b]
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Post by Shock on Dec 28, 2007 18:31:54 GMT -8
Because she wanted to show off to her hubbie! XD Because movie people are retarded and they say the books are 'too long' to stay true to them. Because they're saving her for the next movie. And they obviously haven't been bribed by Tim Burton to put her in more yet. Lovett believes that if there's no reason for killing someone it's wrong, but if there's motive it's perfectly okay. The world is an evil place and is going to blow up one day because the world's leaders can't make a simple agreement to leave each other alone.
Why does Sweeney pretend to like Lovett at the end? Why does Lovett think that saying 'I'd be twice the wife she was' is going to help? Why does she think that his wife being dead is going to get him on her good side? Why does Lovett like daisies???
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 28, 2007 21:11:53 GMT -8
He wants to try out his acting skills. She thinks flattering herself always works, you know, making her look good so Sweeney won't kill her. She thinks if he has no wife he wil just be put under a nice lovelly love spell and fall in love with her. Lovett likes daiseies because like how every rose has it's throne, every girl has a flower.
Why does sweeney hate the world? Why does Sweeney agree to cook people in pies? Why is Towey a man eating plant? Why does Sweeney sing about his daughter Joanna while murdering like, alot of poeple? Why does no one ever come on the Treehouse of Doom anymore???
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Dec 29, 2007 19:40:20 GMT -8
He's a paranoid 30-40ish guy, channeling Riffraff and thinking the world hates HIM. And he's nuts. Twoey is a man-eating plant because women are too screechy and scream a lot. LOL Sweeney's nuts. 'Nuff said. And it's the holidays. Lots of people go out for the holidays.
Why is it that Frank-N-Furter reminds some people of Mrs. Luce? Why does Scar want to be prepared? Why is it not fun to nearly hack up a lung? Why hasn't Tim directed Little Shop yet? Why does Danny sing a song about insects making him want to dance? Why are they the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 29, 2007 20:35:45 GMT -8
Because he is one of those really pretty boys. Because all the other villany plans he had before were whims and not very well planned out. He wanted this one to be very prepared even adding dance numbers and acting to it! Because it os more fun hacking up blood. He is..We just don't know it yet. Tim has to be mysterious. Because he has ants in his pants. They played alot of Dungeon and Dragons while growing up.
Why is the opening title of Sweeney Todd so cool? Why won't March 18, come faster?Why are the called 'Oningo Bingo?'Why is the grass green? Why did my violin director's goat have to die the day after he was born and after Edward and I name him Sora Bob? Why does everyone think Sweeney is insane but i think he is sane? And my mom said the same thing too.
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Dec 29, 2007 21:02:04 GMT -8
Because they forgot the words to the Ballad. (Still peeved about that, btw...) Because even though it's "march", it's actually crawling, not marching. Therefore it takes longer. Danny and his brother are nuts. That's why. And they like laughing at everyone who mispronounces it. The grass is green because it's jealous of all those tall trees. I guess someone must've gotten his goat. (Sorry, that was really lame...) Sanity is a matter of perspective. With great revenge comes people calling you insane. (Whee, twisting Spiderman quotes... fun. LOL)
Why is the Time Warp fun to do? Why is Squeezit a chicken-boy? Why are the Brothers Elfman nuts? Why do you think Tim's parents boarded up his windows? Why does the Hanging Tree have skeletons hanging from its branches? Why don't you see much of the Gatekeeper in TNBC?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Dec 29, 2007 21:30:10 GMT -8
Whothe heck wouldn't love it! (What is it?) He has a great love for chickens! Sisters fight! Brothers are nuts! He had a fear of windows. Lot's of people liked to climb his cool awesomeness branches... Because the gatekeeper has to be paid alot of money so Tim gave him a small part to save his money.
Why is Jack so stupid? Why can't Jack sing? Why does Jack like Christmas? Why is the Mayor such a girl? Why is Twilight hitting on Oogie? Why os Helena Bonham Carter born of Bristish Nobility? Why are random guys instanlty drawn to the Bend and Snap?
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Shock
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Post by Shock on Jul 14, 2008 9:46:55 GMT -8
Um... Because he doesn't know better. That's a matter of opinion. Because he's never seen it before and it's someplace NEW. Because we all know he can't do ANYTHING by HIMSELF. Because she's creepy. Because she's cool like that. Because guys are stupid and vain, generally.
Why did Zack have to die? Why did Sephiroth go insane? Why is Sephiroth's hair so long? Why is Cloud such an emo? Why is Vincent so violent when he's mad? Why must all the cool guys blame themselves for everything bad that happens?
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Jul 14, 2008 10:02:26 GMT -8
Zack had to die for the same reason Aerith had to die. They were just to cool and big for Final Fantasy VII. Sephiroth went insane because he realized he could be a bigger satr if he was evil. No one likes the good guys. Sephiroth's hair is long because he shares Cloud dream of being a girl. Cloud is an emo because he thinks if he is an emo Tifa will stop stalking him. Because he is gentle when he's sad. They seek more attention. Greedy b*stards. Why does Cloud never notice that Tifa and Aerith are after him?Why does Barret have a gun for an arm? Why did Lucrecia put herself in mako cyrstal? Why is Shinra evil? Why can't Tifa see that Aerith is so much cooler and lady-liker than her? What do girls see in Cloud? Why did Cloud dress like a girl? Why are Reno and Axel alike? WHY DID TSENG SLAP AERITH IF HE LIKED HER!?
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