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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 18:48:09 GMT -8
I quote the Tim/Johnny together interview:
"Johnny: It's true. I've married Tim's woman twice now. In Corpse Bride, Helena was the corpse. And then in Sweeney Todd." LOL!
(TB is Tim, JD is Johnny) "TB: It's not literal. We'll cross reference things that wouldn't really make sense to the normal person. JD: One time, Tim and I were talking before we were getting ready to shoot. Afterward, one of the grips comes over to me with this really perplexed look on his face. He says, "I was just watching you and Tim talk about the scene for the last fifteen minutes." "Yeah?" And he says, "I didn't understand a fucking word either one of you said." TB: That about sums it up."
That's my base for how they talk to each other in the roleplays.
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 18:57:34 GMT -8
XD Seriously though, Tim's always been like that. He stops in the middle of sentences and totally stutters. Just hearing his voice, you can almost imagine his wild hand gestures. And then you hear Danny and you're all " SOMEONE definitely has the whole "creepy" thing down". But then again, you just look at who he composes for. XD And about the whole Helena dressed like crap thing- Glad to know I'm not the only one. I look around at school, I'm the only one dressed horribly. :/ Yayness! Helena is my new yayness actress because of that. If anyone asks, I'll just say "SHUT UP. Trying to imitate Helena Bonham Carter." LOL Now I have a role model for my (lack of) fashion sense. People have stopped asking me about advice for what to wear and whatnot long ago. YAY HELENA = WIN! Johnny describing Tim (but mostly his hair XD): "A pale, frail-looking, sad-eyed man with hair that expressed much more than last night's pillow struggle. A comb with legs would have outrun Jesse Owens, given one look at this guy's locks. A clump to the east, four sprigs to the west, a swirl, and the rest of this unruliness to all points north and south. I remember the first thing I thought was 'Get some sleep', but I couldn't say that, of course." XD I seriously giggle-snorted at that description.
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 19:10:02 GMT -8
LOL! That's great! Everyone thinks that, just not in those words. Mom says that Johnny has a weird way of wording things. Like there was this one part in his interview where he was talking about how Tim had to ask Helena to ask Johnny to be the godfather of his kid.
"[Helena talking on phone to Johnny]'But, well, you know how Tim is. He wants to know if you'd be...he'd like for you to be Billy's godfather.' I say, "But I was just with Tim. I was with him three minutes ago. I had to leave him to walk back to the trailer to call you." so she called me to ask because Tim just couldn't. That was his way of asking. I went back to the set and said thank you, told him that I was honored. It doesn't get heavier than saying I'd like you to be the godfather of my son." It doesn't get heavier. Not deeper. Not more intense. Not more touching. It doesn't get heavier. XD Another quote saying how close they are: "My life is my life because of Tim. Definitely." Wow.
And behold, Johnny Depp threatening the camera-crazies! "There's no limit to the possibilities of what I could do to the paparazzi if I catch them photographing my children." Beware, camera-jerks! The Depp's comin' to get ya!
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 19:16:17 GMT -8
Tim's new superhero movie that they won't allow him to make: DeppMan and the Attack of the Paparazzi". XD You know, I'd pay to see a movie like that. XD
Awww... how sweet. Tim's a nut, but that's why we love him. And heavier? Don't think I've heard that used to describe a relationship before. It's just as good as Danny's whole "our relationship is like a marriage" thing. *GASP!* Love triangle! Tim, Johnny, and Danny! XD LOL Wow that's SO unusual. I can just see Johnny and Danny beating each other up for Tim. >_> <_< Not that it would actually happen, seeing that all three are MARRIED (OR in a relationship with someone you've known for six years, same thing) and have kids... wonder how they'd explain that. XD Tim with his woman-clothes, Johnny as whatever character he wanted to be at the moment, Danny stabbing your eye out with a pencil. LOL
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 19:29:16 GMT -8
Actually, add Helena, that French actress chick Johnny's married to, and whoever the hell is Danny's wife, and it's a love hexagon. Or maybe the girls hang out with each other when the guys are busy with their movie making or whatever they're doing. You know, they complete each other. Johnny, the actor, Danny, the composer, and Tim, the director. Though Tim gets to boss them around. But at least Johnny and Tim never had a year long fight. In fact, they say in the interview, they've never had a fight. Just differences in opinion. And they usually end up agreeing on something. Like Johnny didn't like one scene in Sweeney T., and wrote a questionmark at the top of the page in the script. Tim looked in his to check it out and noticed he'd already crossed it out. XD It's like they're long lost not-identical twins.
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 19:47:10 GMT -8
I SWEAR they've said the twin thing in Burton on Burton, in Depp's foreword. XD Johnny gets to act nutty in front of a camera, and Danny gets to compose music about whatever he wants and claim it's good for the story. XD Tim, the crazy-haired, Danny, the crazy-voiced, and Johnny, the crazy-actor (couldn't think of a different word, sorry...) See? They ALL have something in common! LOL I think Danny's wife is Marie-Pascal Elfman. Not sure. Nnnngh... I'm such a bad fangirl, I don't know his wife's name. *cry* I STILL don't know WHY Danny and Tim didn't talk to each other for a year and a half. Duuude. We should make an RP sometime in the future about the love triangle/hexagon and fighting and doing nutty things around each other- or maybe a fanfic. Sounds like a fanfic, actually. Darn. Sounds like fun. T_T
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 20:01:55 GMT -8
O.O I've already got an opening. Off the top of my head.
Johnny Depp. Nutzo actor extraordinair. Danny Elfman. Creepy composer and singer. Tim Burton. Geneous director with weird hair. What do they have in common?
They're all completely insane.
I seriously would use that. If you want to write that fic though, you can. It DOES sound like fun. I don't remember the name of Johnny's wife. I just remember she's French. Lucky girl. TT-TT And yet, I remember both of Johnny's kids names. Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. Wow. Long names. I like Lily's name though.
Johnny got in a fight with a paparazzi in 1999. The same year his daughter was born. I bet I can guess what it was about. XD Got arrested for it too. GO JOHNNY! Apparantly he had a hard childhood too. Poor little Johnny. ((PM me, Usagi doesn't want me to tell people what he did.))
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 20:18:47 GMT -8
Uh-oh... If it's like Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens aka Lock's little mishap, I don't think I want to hear 'bout it. O-o Nah, you can write the fic. I have no clue what it would be about. XD Tim's parent's boarded up the windows in his room. No clue why. There was just a little slit at the top, and he had to stand on top of a desk or something just to look out. Poor little Tim. And apparently the people at Disney thought his drawings looked like roadkill when he was working on Fox and the Hound or whatever it was. Have you ever noticed that it's the oddballs who you hear about? I'll bet you that the odd ones at your school will be more well-known (or at least more interesting) in 20-30 years than the popular people. I'll bet you.
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 20:32:28 GMT -8
Oh yeah. And no, I don't think it's that bad. If little hints you keep dropping is 'that bad'. I've never figured out what the hell happened. Anyways, Usagi can't hurt me. When Johnny was fifteen, his parents divorced. The next part is copy-pasted from wikipedia. "He engaged in self-harm as a child, due to the stress of dealing with family problems and his own insecurity. He has seven or eight scars from practicing self-harm. In a 1993 interview, he explained his self-injury by saying, 'My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist'." Poor Johnny.
OMG poor Tim! No WONDER all the parents in his films are either complete jerks or die!
I'm sure they will be. I'd rather hang out with weird people anyways. Weird people are more fun.
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 20:36:41 GMT -8
Oh. Not nearly as bad as Mr. Reubens. Whew. Reubens landed spot #37 on the 101 Disasters of the Entertainment World or whatever the list was called. It was NOT COOL. Johnny, you've been a bad boy. Grr. Don't do that. Sandy won't visit you if you do stuff like that.
And, to quote everyone's favorite photographer, "I myself am strange and unusual." Strange and unusual people and plants are full of win.
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 20:48:48 GMT -8
Of course. The strange, unusual, and weird is great. Nothing better! ^-^ I get weird looks all the time when I act a little different. Now and then it makes me feel uncomfortable, but it's all cool. I kind of won everyone over when I got up on stage and sang My Immortal in front of EVERYONE. But I have to say, I don't feel as comfortable in any class as I do in Japanese. All the weirdos are in there. AKA, all my buddies.
Hmmm...getting a drawing idea. A little chibi-Kid-Tim. KAWAII! ^-^ With the weird hair of course. Can't have Tim without the weird hair!
Still, he moved to like twenty different homes before he was seven. That's gotta be rough. Oh, forgot to mention he has a brother named Danny. XD
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 20:58:22 GMT -8
XD Niiiice. Danny's mom is named Blossom. </random> Yeah. I know his mom's name, but not his wife's name. Just imagine the confusion if Johnny's brother and Elfman were in the same room and Johnny was talking to Tim. "So then Danny was all..." and both are like "Yeah? Talking about me?" or something like that. XD
There's, like, no oddballs at my school. Three or four of my friends and I and that's, like, it. Well, okay, so maybe one of the drama guys I know is a little nuts... So that's six or something. Then the rest of 'em are popular or trying to be popular. :/ So sad. Like, all the girls in my classes have the same handwriting and have been doing that since, like, 7th grade. And a lot of them act similar. Too much eyeliner. Always chewing gum and talking loudly in class. Stuff like that. AGH. Where's the creativity, the individuality? GRR. I swear I'm dying my hair greyish-black first chance I get. Sorry 'bout the rant, it just seems like more and more people (usually females...) around here are trying to be like the popular people so they're all looking and acting similar and whatnot. It's sad.
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Post by Shock on Jan 24, 2008 21:13:51 GMT -8
I know! Most of my friends are either guys, Nihongo wo tomodachi, or orchestra nerds. Everyone else I'm aquainted with are all preppy and crap, trying to act like every other girl in that grade. Not to mention it's often times hard to tell one male from the other. All are the same; sagging pants, too-big shirt. Ugh. Hehehe, my mom's smart. She knows I'll probably end up getting a boyfriend before school's done, so she's started pointing out guys she'd pick for me. Surprisingly, we've picked the same guys, like, four times. Creepy.
Oh, and Johnny's sister's like, his manager or something. And his mom has a real Mary-Sue-ish name. I can't remember it right now. Who knows, it might be Mary-Sue. I do know that he has his kids' and mom's names tattooed on his body. I've seen the one for his son, just not the ones for his daughter or mom. Darn his long-sleeve wearing self.
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Post by Barrel on Jan 24, 2008 21:20:04 GMT -8
Makes you wonder WHERE those tattoos are... XD How do you know they're on his arms? >_> <_< What if they're on his... back? XD What, thought I'd say something else? I'm not THAT bad. Yet. > My mom's been married about 3 times and probably going to divorce again. I'm not going to look for a guy for a long time and I'm not marrying until I've known him for a LOOONG time. Thanks Mom. </sarcasm> You've destroyed my faith in the male portion of the human race. GRR. DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT. AKA don't dream about being popular. Be popular. But if it doesn't work out, don't pretend. JUST BE YOURSELF, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. See? Frank can say something useful once in a while. Who'd have believed it? XD
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Post by Shock on Jan 25, 2008 5:19:32 GMT -8
My mom married twice. She never married my biological dad(thank god). I was an accident. ;D She never hid that men were jerks. She says I need to make sure I don't get any of the idiots. She also says that all the good ones are either taken or gay. XD I already know guys are retarded. I think they must be a little lacking in braincells. I kind of want to find some nice guy before high school ends(have you seen how many people end up with their high school sweethearts?) but if I don't that's fine with me. It's not like I'm boy crazy. I recognise that most of the guys at my school are jerks. There are a couple like Emo Kid and Band Guy that are nice, but they're just friends.
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