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Post by Shock on Nov 27, 2007 17:03:34 GMT -8
Well, this is a thread for posting any funny moments. I have one to get us started, and I think I almost laughed till I cried.
So I'm at school and I'm educating all that don't know about it of the awesome new Burton movie Sweeney Todd. So Chrono's all like 'There's not a bunch of singing, right?' And I say, 'there's a liiiiiitle...' and so he's all like; "Good, I can handle a little. I just hate that Nightmare Before Christmas crap where they're all walkin' around and singing. 'Walkin' down the street'..." And here I intercept; "Well...actually, there is this one I think I saw in the trailer, and he's all goin' down the street and singin' about killing everyone and getting revenge...and no one even notices really..." Insert insane laughing here.
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Nov 27, 2007 18:09:15 GMT -8
OK!
SOOOOOOOOOOO My friend and Edward's friend dalton is all annoying in the lunch room. He is being all preverted and stuff. Then the bell rings and Dalton won't leave me alone with his pervertedness. Then I get so mad and i RAM my binder ( That has alot of stuff itno it) in his stomach. Well, I thought i did I hear him collapse on the floor holding himself and his eyes tearing. I hit right below the belt. Well, I was cruel that day and i started LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF and saying sorry to him while laughing. And I was calling him by the worng name Daniel............
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Post by Shock on Nov 27, 2007 18:29:28 GMT -8
XD Okay, so this is also from earlier today. I was tellin' my friends about Sweeney Todd(darn Nethaniel and his works-at-the-movies girlfriend, he doesn't need an adult to go see it...), and I was really mad about Lovett trying to kill me in the C-box. So, I was ranting about crazy murdress. Me: I swear she's trying to kill me! Midnight: What's her name. Me: Lovett. Midnight. XD That's a funny name! Me: >.< Chrono: *Makes stupid pun from her name* Love it! And by 'it', I mean killing! That's her monologue name! Me: *Forehead palm slap*
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Post by Barrel on Nov 27, 2007 19:33:55 GMT -8
XD I LOL-ed at your first one, SN. Seriously.
So... I have one. So I was telling one of my friends about Little Shop of Horrors, right? So. I hand her this little description thing that summarizes the play and has the songs in the summary also to show where they go. So she reads it, and she's all "So he names the plant after his girlfriend? That's sort of sad, actually..." And then she reads about Orin, and then gives me this odd look. Now, you have to understand, this is AFTER I tell her about how I was going to be Orin for Halloween. So she gave me the odd look, scooted her chair away, and asked (from across the table) "Sadistic dentist?" XD Made sure she was a safe distance away. LOL I haven't even told her about Sweeney yet because she'd probably freak. XD
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Post by Shock on Nov 28, 2007 18:37:54 GMT -8
XD I can see it on the autopsy now! 'Death by straight razor.' XD Of some random guy of course. Anyways, she'll find out EVENTUALLY...just tell her it's a guy Depp's playing in a new Burton film. Well, we're all goin' to see The Magic Flute for a school field trip(for orchestra), and I was sittin' by my friend Mandy. Well, on the way back, I was tellin' her about little shop of horrors...and Audrey II... Me:And see, there's this plant in it. Mandy: A plant? Me: Yeah, a singing plant! And it cusses too! Mandy: Oh god...*In good natured way* Me: It was really cute when it was little...but then it grew up... Mandy: Yeah...Kind of like puppies! ^-^
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Post by Sailor Twilight on Nov 28, 2007 18:56:19 GMT -8
That's funny!!!
Well, this might not be all that funny but it was for me.
Ok Today I was telling a gut about Sweeny Todd because him and another guy were talking about scary movies. Ok here is how it goes:
Me: There is going to be a new Burton film! By the guy who did The Nightmare Before Christmas! It is called Sweeny Todd1 it's a musical too!
Guy: *Maked face* really? Oh....
Me: It is Rated R!
Guy: You serious!?
Me: Yup! It is about a man who kill people-
Guy: For fun?
Me: I think for revenge...
Guy: oh...
Me: And there is girl who cooks the bodies in pies!
Guy: Serious! That's going to one rough movie!
Me: And it is a musical too!
Guy: That is going to be one tough musical! I gotta go see it!
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Post by Barrel on Nov 28, 2007 19:45:41 GMT -8
Well... On Monday (before the Parking Lot FreezeFest as my math teacher calls it), the choir teacher was in our orchestra class, conducting. We're playing the Messiah with his choir folk. He kept saying that if we went at that tempo, we'd have some very angry chorus members on our backs. And they outnumber us about 6 to 1. And then, during one of the songs, he was singing along to the solos so the chamber group could get used to it. The only thing was, the solos are FEMALE solos. He's a tenor, and let me say this: he can hit some pretty high notes and sound like an actual girl with his falsetto... XD.
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Post by Shock on Nov 28, 2007 19:52:13 GMT -8
FALCETTO!
This isn't really a funny moment...well, it is... Well, me and my stand partner are in the back, and one of our friends, Mr. Cello Prodegy, sits in front of us. So we were faking our way through this one song, and when we were done, she goes, 'We just gotta copy what he does and we'll be perfect too!' XD
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Post by Barrel on Nov 28, 2007 19:57:44 GMT -8
XD That's similar to what one of the seniors last year said! She said just keep moving your bow and your fingers and nobody will know the difference. XD Made me wonder how she knew that. And the funny thing is, the orchestra teacher said the same exact thing last night at the Messiah rehearsal. She said just keep pretending to play and follow along so we don't "play" during a rest or something. XD She wouldn't normally say that, but we've only had about 2 weeks practice of those songs, and they're flippin' hard...
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Post by Shock on Nov 28, 2007 20:07:02 GMT -8
Ever tried learning rock songs in two days? Now THAT'S hard, especially when all the pressure's on you to play well on the electric cello provided. Hmmm... Funny moment from today. Me and midnight were talkin' about PoTC after getting wildly off topic from Sweeney Todd, and we were reinacting breifly that one part where that one dude's like 'Do you know someone by the name of Jack Sparrow' or somethin' like that, and Elizabeth's all like 'CAPTAIN! ' So me and Midnight come up with this. Our responce to same question: Huh, about this tall, dredlocks, beeds in his hair, captain's hat, gold teeth, pirate-y lookin guy, slurs a little, always has rum, always drunk, freaks out when he's not, completely famous? ...Nah, never heard of him.
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Post by Barrel on Nov 28, 2007 20:12:05 GMT -8
Wow. The only really funny moment I had today was in math. Two guys were talking, so the teacher snapped, "Go out in the hall, both of you!" SO they did, but were taking their own sweet time. So the teacher's all "You're not going fast enough! This still seems like a third-grade classroom!" So then they ran out the door, and he said "Much better." And if he was a villain, his "famous quote" would be "It takes two to tango" because he always says it when he flashes yellow warning cards at people. XD
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Post by Shock on Nov 28, 2007 20:28:50 GMT -8
Yellow...warning cards? O.o Talk about third grade.
Well, we were playing Twenty Questions today in Japanese class(in Japanese the language also) and we decided the object the next person (Blake) had to find was my bright pink shiny Sally purse. So he comes back in, and he's determined that it's on my side of the room. So he's all walking around naming random crap on the walls and stuff, and me and my friends at these two tables near the back are all trying not to laugh.(My table's in front of thiers. Me and my table partner just turn around and talk to them all the time.) But we started cracking up when he walked RIGHT PAST IT. Then we REALLY cracked up when he walked past it AGAIN and tripped on it! And still he didn't guess it untill his last couple of questions. XD
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Post by Barrel on Nov 29, 2007 14:41:36 GMT -8
^XD Well, I have a funny one. Well, not really, but I thought it was funny. So I'm walking into the cafeteria and there's this guy right behind me, keeps stepping on my shoelaces until one shoe's completely untied. So he stops and stands on it, and I nearly trip. Of course, that's when he's all "Better tie your shoe, eh bud?" and walks off. Okay, so the funny part about that is A) he thought I was a dude (totally made my day! ) and B) if I had said the things running through my mind, my mom would kill me. XD Yeah, some nasty remarks swam through the mutated being that is my mind, but I held them in. And then tied my shoe.
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Post by Shock on Nov 29, 2007 20:16:13 GMT -8
^ Bet you wished you had a straight razor, huh? Well, me and Nethaniel and Midnight were all hanging out at lunch today and talking about Sweeney Todd. Nethaniel's all like, 'I wanna go see it cause he carries a razor, like, with him all the time! How cool is that?! ', and I'm all agreeing and crap and me and Midnight start chatting about it for about a second. Then Nethaniel says; 'You just want to go see it cause you like Johnny Depp!' And so I'm all like; 'Do not! But he's latest character is kinda cute... ' And then we all cracked up as I told them about the fiddle player quote. XD
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Post by Barrel on Nov 29, 2007 20:23:28 GMT -8
Glad I can't fiddle to save my life... XD And yeah, I sorta did.
Well, tonight at the concert, we start playing number 4. I can't remember what it's called. Anyways, five measures in, the choir teacher stops us and says really loudly "Let's start over and use MY tempo." DX Sort of funny. More like a "you-had-to-be-there" moment.
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