Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Feb 14, 2008 18:40:37 GMT -8
Danny gave Sweeney a stern glare. "You're coming with me," he told the barber as he pulled out a chain leash. He knew better than to use a rope. He didn't want the barber simply cutting himself loose and going on a killing spree, after all. "You going to come willingly and without causing trouble, or do I have to use the leash?"
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Shock
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[b]I am the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down![/b]
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Post by Shock on Feb 14, 2008 18:49:49 GMT -8
Sweeney hissed, clutching his razor and eyes narrowed. Suddenly an actor came bustling in, eyes looking slightly panicked and skin a little paler than usual. "Oh God, Sweeney! What did I tell you about killing my stalkers?!" Johnny demanded, crossing his arms. The barber glared at him. SN would have perked up at the sound of Johnny Depp, but she was too far gone. Her heart beat so faintly even she could hardly hear it. It only took a few more moments for it to stop.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 14, 2008 19:01:22 GMT -8
Danny had backed away a little bit as Sweeney hissed, but wasn't going to let the barber go unpunished for this. He slowly backed away as he slid his phone out of his pocket, then frantically dialed Tim's number. "Please be there, please be there..." he muttered.
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Post by Shock on Feb 14, 2008 19:14:58 GMT -8
Tim frowned as his phone rang. He pushed a few touch-screen buttons(don't you know, everyone loves the i-Phone!), and answered. "He-llo?" he answered. "Time to call in backup," Johnny muttered, sticking his head out the door, calling the only character he knew that could fight worth a crap. "JAAAACK! Captain JAAAACK!" he called out the door, hoping that he'd help them restrain the barber in exchange for rum. "What are you doing?" Sweeney demanded of Danny. Well, he was from freakin' seventeenth century London! He didn't know what phones were.
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Feb 14, 2008 19:21:53 GMT -8
"Shut up!" Danny hissed at Sweeney. "Oh, sorry Tim, I didn't mean you. You see, I called because one of your villains just happened to kill a fangirl. And it doesn't seem like he's going to cooperate with me-- I asked if he wanted me to put him on the leash or if I could trust him. Well, you see, he sorta seems like he needs to be watched for a while, so I think you should come down, talk to him, tell him that killing isn't a good thing to do, and lock him up somewhere." "WHADDYA WANT?" everyone's favorite pirate bellowed as he staggered into view. He was actually sober for once; he just always walked like that.
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Post by Shock on Feb 14, 2008 19:30:37 GMT -8
"Hey, captain, could you help us out? See, there's this villain I know, and he just killed a fangirl-you might remember SN?- and, well, he doesn't look like he's going to be very cooperative with us and I thought I'd call in backup. I'll give you rum..." Johnny knew exactly how to entice Jack. It WAS his character, after all. "Sweeney killed SN didn't he? Hang on, I'm on my way," Tim pushed a button to hang up, then hurried out after scribbling a quick note to his family saying that he'd be back in a little bit. A more frail looking, paler, transparent SN sat up slowly just inches from where her body lay, looking drowsy and confused. She looked very macabre, covered in blood with a long gash in her throat.
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Feb 14, 2008 19:45:51 GMT -8
Danny hung up, then turned back to the group... ...and almost immediately turned away. "HOLY F--" He cursed loudly. He had been able to control himself earlier, but seeing SN like that had startled him. Of all the things to fear, why did it have to be one of the few things he obsessed over!? Jack thought for a moment, then glanced at Johnny. "What'm I s'posed to do?" he wanted to know. He'd do literally anything for rum. Well, that and a way to live forever. But rum came first.
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Post by Shock on Feb 14, 2008 19:55:04 GMT -8
Johnny smirked. Well, he never really smiled any other way. But it was a friendly smirk. "All you have to do is make sure he doesn't kill us. Do that until we have him detained, and you get rum." This was Johnny's easiest character to manipulate. Most of the others were unpredictable. SN flinched, looking extremely sad. Now she was going to stress out over scaring people. Couldn't she stop stressing even after she died?! She leaned back against the wall(don't ask how that's possible) and curled her knees to her chest, staring down as dejectedly as before. Tim rushed in suddenly. "Hi Johnny, hi Captain Sparrow. Okay Danny, what's going on?" Sweeney tensed. Crap.
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Feb 14, 2008 20:33:04 GMT -8
Danny calmed himself down, although he was a little paler and a little more shaky than earlier. "That barber just killed SN," he told Tim, finally turning back around to face everyone. Jack thought for a moment. The other man didn't look like he'd be that hard to keep away from Johnny... He decided that he'd do it. After all, what could happen? "Mmm-kay," the pirate agreed, eying Sweeney warily. If the barber made a move towards Johnny-- or Tim, he assumed the director was included-- he'd do his best to stop him.
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Post by Shock on Feb 15, 2008 5:28:34 GMT -8
"Sweeney, what have I told you about killing fangirls?!" Tim said sternly, just like Johnny had. Sweeney was starting to feel cornered. So, what happens when you corner a demon barber? Not a good idea. He lunged at the person nearest him, AKA Johnny Depp, lashing out with his razor. If he could get everyone distracted, maybe he could escape before they locked him up again. Tim had a habit of that when Sweeney killed someone. The barber guessed the director was trying to break his habit. It wasn't working.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 15, 2008 13:56:48 GMT -8
Jack's eyes narrowed as he charged at Sweeney, fully intending to tackle the barber. NOBODY kills his supplier of rum! And you don't cross a pirate when he's been promised rum. Jack was, for once, doing his best to keep Sweeney away from Johnny-- otherwise, he'd have to find his rum somewhere else.
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Post by Shock on Feb 15, 2008 14:47:04 GMT -8
Sweeney stopped himself quickly, almost gracefully, and stepped back hurriedly, grimacing and glaring at Jack and Johnny. "Thanks Jack," the actor smiled his small half smile again. SN thought. Now that she was dead, she realized it wasn't much better than being alive, and she wanted to be back in her body since every time she tried to touch something her hand went through. Very. Annoying. So she'd have to do some thinking. Finally she glanced up at Danny, not moving from where she was so she wouldn't spook him or anything. Weird scared-of-death-yet-obsessed-with-it freak. "Hey Danny, have you seen your lookalike lately?" she asked.
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Barrel
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Post by Barrel on Feb 15, 2008 15:36:18 GMT -8
"Yeah, he's..." Danny trailed off, paling a little. Finally, he replied, "No, I actually don't know where he is. I haven't seen him for a while. God, I hope he's back at his place..." He didn't like Satan running around loose and causing trouble. Jack nearly fell over, but quickly caught his balance. He continued to glare at Sweeney. He was going to earn himself some rum. He couldn't let the creepy-looking man hurt Johnny. Quickly growing bored, he turned to Johnny. "Guess what?"
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Post by Shock on Feb 15, 2008 16:08:18 GMT -8
"Damn," SN muttered, fixing her stare on the ground again. Lets see, what else could she try... "What? Find the Fountain of Youth yet?" Johnny answered, wondering what Jack had to say. "Sweeney, calm down. We're not going to hurt you. We're just going to lock you in my basement," Tim said calmly as he could, approaching Sweeney. Sweeney stayed very very still, looking ready to bolt away.
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Post by Barrel on Feb 15, 2008 20:51:37 GMT -8
Jack grinned, and slowly reached into his pocket, pulling out... a smaller version of his original jar of dirt. "I've got a jar of dirt!" he taunted in a sing-song voice, honestly believing that Johnny would actually care. Everyone's favorite domestic cautiously crept over to the group. She was alone-- that meant her brother and his weapons were elsewhere. She was mostly harmless. Just curious, and wanting to learn more about humans.
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