Post by Lock on Jun 15, 2007 21:54:08 GMT -8
A Sick Mind
By: NefertariNami
Challenge Fic For: XxSweetNightmarexX a.k.a. Shock a.k.a. Sweet Nightmare a.k.a. SN
By: NefertariNami
Challenge Fic For: XxSweetNightmarexX a.k.a. Shock a.k.a. Sweet Nightmare a.k.a. SN
It was a normal day in Halloween Town; the Terrible Trio were out causing trouble, Jack was sitting at home trying to find out more ways to make people (and things) scream, the Mayor was humming a tune as he walked up to Jack's house, in fact, EVERYTHING seemed to be normal... Almost everything...
Oogie sat in his lair thinking of one person and one person only. The person surprised Oogie even. It wasn't Shock... Nor was it the Mayor... It was Sally... He was thinking of how her bright, orange hair flittered around in the moonlight, how her dress gave away just enough cleavage to make ANY pervert faint, but most importantly... Well... Her cleavage... But second on the agenda... Her voice. Oh how he loved her voice. It sounded like sweet angels singing their lullaby in a cold winter's night, or, in the summer, it sounded like birds singing their melodies in the warm breeze with the rain pattering just loud enough to be heard, but soft enough to be beautiful. Yes... Oogie absolutely loved Sally. With all of his heart. And her cleavage. Mostly her cleavage.
"What am I to do?" Oogie asked Barrel. He figured that since Barrel was the youngest out of the Boogie's Boys, a.k.a. the Terrible Trio, that he wouldn't understand what love was. "I'm in love with Sally..."
Barrel piped up, "Well, whenever I think about Lock in the way you think of Sally, I say to myself 'Barrel, W.W.S.D.' It makes me feel so much better!"
"W.W.S.D.?" Oogie asked.
"Yes. What Would Shock Do." Barrel replied, licking his lollipop. "The results are nasty... Trust me..."
Oogie sweatdropped. "Yes... It is VERY scary..."
"Especially after Lock and I read her journal!" Barrel chirped as he licked Mr. Lolli again.
"..." Oogie stared at him. "...What did you read?"
"And I quote:
Day: I don't know, a random day! Today, my dear journal, is the day I declare my love for Oogie. He's a hot single guy, if you can really call him that, and he cares for... Well, Barrel, Lock, and I... For example, the first time I found I loved him was when I-"
"SHE PUT THAT IN HER JOURNAL!!??!?!?!" Oogie screamed as he backed up against the wall.
"Yep. She wiped Lock and I out in 2 seconds... One for each of us..." Barrel took another lick. "Well, nice talking to you Mr. Oogie... And remember... W.W.S.D.!"
"Yes indeed Barrel... What WOULD Shock Do?" Oogie muttered as he asked himself the question Barrel told him. Hmm...
Sally hummed to herself as she picked Deadly Nightshade from the garden.
"Hey, Sally... I... Umm... I love you..." A voice said from behind her. Sally froze and turned around quickly. Suddenly, she felt lips on hers and she saw Oogie kissing her.
"Ew you sick pervert!" Sally said, slapping Oogie in the face while blushing.
"But Sally... I love you..." Oogie was crying. "Why'd you slap me?"
"Because I wanted to kiss you first." Sally whispered as she kissed Oogie under the moonlight. They stayed that way until Sally heard the Doctor calling for her.
"I'll see you later tonight!" Sally called as she ran towards home and blew kisses at Oogie.
Oogie was in a daze when he heard a voice in his ear.
"Good job Oogie. But you know... Shock's going to kill you and Sally when she finds out." Barrel said in Oogie's ear.
"I don't care... I'm so happy I could die, Barrel..." Oogie said as he fainted.
Barrel sweatdropped and smiled. 'Maybe everything WILL work out...' Barrel thought to himself. 'As long as Shock doesn't find out...'
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A/N: In my opinion... The Mayor IS a girl so live with it. This isn't my normal writing style so I apologize if anything sounded weird.