Post by *TocaBell* on Apr 4, 2007 16:23:49 GMT -8
Nestled in the corner of server 50 of the ProBoards domain is a quaint treehouse. And in this treehouse is where the Treehouse of d00m and all their members reside. Of course, being a fan RPG site for Lock, Shock, and Barrel, the members are bound to be crazy. And this website is no exception.
It was a quiet day in the Treehouse of d00m’s clubhouse, the “CBox”. Skye was asleep on the couch, a copy of The Nightmare before Christmas’s only manga covering her face. Jack and Mayor were amusing themselves by going over the plans for next year’s Halloween. Yes, but things were about to get insane.
A few moments later, Zora (aka the Fan-Admin) walked into the CBox, Oogie, Lock, and Barrel following her. Oogie’s henchmen quickly ran up to Mayor. “BOO!” they exclaimed, scaring the elected official into the corner. “JACK! JACK! IT’S BOOGIE’S BO-Hey, where’s Shock?” wondered Mayor, speaking through his megaphone.
Lock took off his mask and spoke. “She’s still bothering Laura, remember!?” he said, rolling his eyes at Mayor’s limited knowledge.
“At least all three of them aren’t here,” muttered Jack, rolling his eye sockets.
Oogie glared at Jack, but his thoughts of killing the Pumpkin King were interrupted by Skye’s snoring. He smirked, and then said loudly to Skye, “RAWR!”
“AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” she exclaimed, jumping up and clinging to the ceiling fan. Oogie laughed at Skye, satisfied at scaring the fangirl. “NOT COOL, OOGIE,” exclaimed Skye, sliding down until she was safely back on the couch. “Which reminds me…” she began, smirking. And, of course, she glomped him afterwards.
Jack couldn’t help snickering to himself as he watched Oogie’s misfortune. But it was still unbelievable that Oogie had fans on the website anyway.
Oogie glared at Jack as he peeled Skye off of him. His famous red dice appeared in his “hand”. “You think I’m funny, Boneman?” he snarled, glaring at Jack with pure hatred.
Jack stood up from his seat, his Soul Robber (which he had made a habit of carrying around with him) pulsing on his arm. And before Zora and Skye could blink, Oogie and Jack had gotten into an epic battle of dancing, singing, and other random OR-related battle tactics, with Zora and Skye in the middle of it.
“The HECK!? OOGIE, how did you get those bandits in here!?” exclaimed Zora, dodging the One-Armed Bandit’s bullets. “I have my ways!” he said, smirking. “So, what, next thing we know, you’re gonna have your cards installed!?” retorted Skye, hiding behind the TV.
As if on cue, Lock and Barrel dragged out Oogie’s cards from the closet. “Where do you want them, boss?” asked Barrel, smiling innocently at Zora and Skye as they stared at them. “Uhh…Pay no attention to the henchmen!” said Oogie quickly, grinning sheepishly.
“That’s it!” growled Skye, stepping between Oogie and Jack. “Oogie, you need a hobby other than being disgusting and killing Jack!” Her eyes lit up, and she smiled. “TRY OR! IT WORKS EVERYTIME!”
Oogie rolled his things he called eyes. “Why would I wanna play that, anyway?” he asked, crossing his arms. “C’mon! There MUST be some kinda hack that lets you be you!” The Boogeyman still wasn’t buying it.
“Pwease?” asked Skye. “Yeah, what could it hurt!?” agreed Zora, smiling innocently at Oogie. Oogie grumbled something, then muttered, “Lemme see it.” While Zora showed him the controls, Skye took the liberty of locking Jack in the closet as soon he discovered that they were using his copy of OR.
After awhile, it seemed Oogie actually LIKED playing it. Skye watched over his shoulder, surprised to still see him on Chapter 1 after an hour. “Umm…Didn’t you say you already made it past one?” she asked curiously. “Yeah, but I’m seeing how many times I can make Jack lose on level one- BEFORE he faces me!” said Oogie, looking quite smug.
Sure enough, the game Jack was losing to skeletons who did nothing but attack every 10 minutes or so. “HEY!” exclaimed Jack from the closet, trying to unlock it. “SKYE LET ME OUT OF HERE!” “….Why?” asked the fangirl innocently. There was a moment of silence before the closet burst into flames, all thanks to Jack’s Pumpkin King outfit. Oogie glanced up from the Playstation long enough to dodge a hit from the Soul Robber.
“Here we go again,” muttered Zora, palming her face. Oogie stood up, angry, and grabbed the PS2, hurling it at Jack. Out of protection, the Soul Robber smashed through the PS2 easily.
“…..Oh snap….” muttered Skye. “That was FINKY’S PS2!”
And, wadda ya know? Dr. Finkelstein just so HAPPENED to be coming to get his PS2 that day. “Skye,” rasped the old doctor, “When did you say you were going to return my Playstation 2?” He glanced down, and saw his beloved PS2 smashed to pieces next to Jack. And, of course, he blamed Skye. “You have thirty seconds before I run you over with my wheelchair.”
“MEEP!” exclaimed Skye, dashing behind the Mayor. “I have an elected official and I’m NOT afraid to use him!” exclaimed Skye. “Now, my minion, go forth and attack Finky!” “But Skye!” whined the Mayor, “I’m only an elected official! I can’t attack an old man by myself!”
“Uhh……” Quickly switching to Plan B, she ran into Jack’s weird costume closet. “Hey, how DO your costumes end up here? Magic!?” she exclaimed from inside Jack’s closet.
Zora sighed, and made Finky disappear with her Admin Powers of d00m. “Okay, Skye, it’s safe to come out now.” The fangirl gingerly opened the doors a bit before running out, clinging to Jack’s Pumpkin King outfit. “MUAHAHAHAHA! I NOW CONTROL THE WORLD! OR AT LEAST THIS WEBSITE!”
Jack rolled his eye sockets, and growled, “Skye, put down my suit.” All the fangirl did was hiss and give the suit to Oogie, doing the EXACT opposite of what Jack told her to do. The Boogeyman got an idea after that. “Hmm…Pumpkin King?” he muttered, then tried to get the suit on, despite the fact it would NEVER fit. EVER.
And all the while, a pager went off. Mayor sighed with relief as Skye was called back home, to “sanity”. “Aww!” she exclaimed. Sadly, she dragged Jack and Mayor out of the CBox…But, not before glomping Oogie.
“…GET THIS FANGIRL OFFA ME!”
It was a quiet day in the Treehouse of d00m’s clubhouse, the “CBox”. Skye was asleep on the couch, a copy of The Nightmare before Christmas’s only manga covering her face. Jack and Mayor were amusing themselves by going over the plans for next year’s Halloween. Yes, but things were about to get insane.
A few moments later, Zora (aka the Fan-Admin) walked into the CBox, Oogie, Lock, and Barrel following her. Oogie’s henchmen quickly ran up to Mayor. “BOO!” they exclaimed, scaring the elected official into the corner. “JACK! JACK! IT’S BOOGIE’S BO-Hey, where’s Shock?” wondered Mayor, speaking through his megaphone.
Lock took off his mask and spoke. “She’s still bothering Laura, remember!?” he said, rolling his eyes at Mayor’s limited knowledge.
“At least all three of them aren’t here,” muttered Jack, rolling his eye sockets.
Oogie glared at Jack, but his thoughts of killing the Pumpkin King were interrupted by Skye’s snoring. He smirked, and then said loudly to Skye, “RAWR!”
“AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” she exclaimed, jumping up and clinging to the ceiling fan. Oogie laughed at Skye, satisfied at scaring the fangirl. “NOT COOL, OOGIE,” exclaimed Skye, sliding down until she was safely back on the couch. “Which reminds me…” she began, smirking. And, of course, she glomped him afterwards.
Jack couldn’t help snickering to himself as he watched Oogie’s misfortune. But it was still unbelievable that Oogie had fans on the website anyway.
Oogie glared at Jack as he peeled Skye off of him. His famous red dice appeared in his “hand”. “You think I’m funny, Boneman?” he snarled, glaring at Jack with pure hatred.
Jack stood up from his seat, his Soul Robber (which he had made a habit of carrying around with him) pulsing on his arm. And before Zora and Skye could blink, Oogie and Jack had gotten into an epic battle of dancing, singing, and other random OR-related battle tactics, with Zora and Skye in the middle of it.
“The HECK!? OOGIE, how did you get those bandits in here!?” exclaimed Zora, dodging the One-Armed Bandit’s bullets. “I have my ways!” he said, smirking. “So, what, next thing we know, you’re gonna have your cards installed!?” retorted Skye, hiding behind the TV.
As if on cue, Lock and Barrel dragged out Oogie’s cards from the closet. “Where do you want them, boss?” asked Barrel, smiling innocently at Zora and Skye as they stared at them. “Uhh…Pay no attention to the henchmen!” said Oogie quickly, grinning sheepishly.
“That’s it!” growled Skye, stepping between Oogie and Jack. “Oogie, you need a hobby other than being disgusting and killing Jack!” Her eyes lit up, and she smiled. “TRY OR! IT WORKS EVERYTIME!”
Oogie rolled his things he called eyes. “Why would I wanna play that, anyway?” he asked, crossing his arms. “C’mon! There MUST be some kinda hack that lets you be you!” The Boogeyman still wasn’t buying it.
“Pwease?” asked Skye. “Yeah, what could it hurt!?” agreed Zora, smiling innocently at Oogie. Oogie grumbled something, then muttered, “Lemme see it.” While Zora showed him the controls, Skye took the liberty of locking Jack in the closet as soon he discovered that they were using his copy of OR.
After awhile, it seemed Oogie actually LIKED playing it. Skye watched over his shoulder, surprised to still see him on Chapter 1 after an hour. “Umm…Didn’t you say you already made it past one?” she asked curiously. “Yeah, but I’m seeing how many times I can make Jack lose on level one- BEFORE he faces me!” said Oogie, looking quite smug.
Sure enough, the game Jack was losing to skeletons who did nothing but attack every 10 minutes or so. “HEY!” exclaimed Jack from the closet, trying to unlock it. “SKYE LET ME OUT OF HERE!” “….Why?” asked the fangirl innocently. There was a moment of silence before the closet burst into flames, all thanks to Jack’s Pumpkin King outfit. Oogie glanced up from the Playstation long enough to dodge a hit from the Soul Robber.
“Here we go again,” muttered Zora, palming her face. Oogie stood up, angry, and grabbed the PS2, hurling it at Jack. Out of protection, the Soul Robber smashed through the PS2 easily.
“…..Oh snap….” muttered Skye. “That was FINKY’S PS2!”
And, wadda ya know? Dr. Finkelstein just so HAPPENED to be coming to get his PS2 that day. “Skye,” rasped the old doctor, “When did you say you were going to return my Playstation 2?” He glanced down, and saw his beloved PS2 smashed to pieces next to Jack. And, of course, he blamed Skye. “You have thirty seconds before I run you over with my wheelchair.”
“MEEP!” exclaimed Skye, dashing behind the Mayor. “I have an elected official and I’m NOT afraid to use him!” exclaimed Skye. “Now, my minion, go forth and attack Finky!” “But Skye!” whined the Mayor, “I’m only an elected official! I can’t attack an old man by myself!”
“Uhh……” Quickly switching to Plan B, she ran into Jack’s weird costume closet. “Hey, how DO your costumes end up here? Magic!?” she exclaimed from inside Jack’s closet.
Zora sighed, and made Finky disappear with her Admin Powers of d00m. “Okay, Skye, it’s safe to come out now.” The fangirl gingerly opened the doors a bit before running out, clinging to Jack’s Pumpkin King outfit. “MUAHAHAHAHA! I NOW CONTROL THE WORLD! OR AT LEAST THIS WEBSITE!”
Jack rolled his eye sockets, and growled, “Skye, put down my suit.” All the fangirl did was hiss and give the suit to Oogie, doing the EXACT opposite of what Jack told her to do. The Boogeyman got an idea after that. “Hmm…Pumpkin King?” he muttered, then tried to get the suit on, despite the fact it would NEVER fit. EVER.
And all the while, a pager went off. Mayor sighed with relief as Skye was called back home, to “sanity”. “Aww!” she exclaimed. Sadly, she dragged Jack and Mayor out of the CBox…But, not before glomping Oogie.
“…GET THIS FANGIRL OFFA ME!”